This is one fish E pun
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︎ May 10 2018
What starts with an "e" and ends with an "e" with a letter in it?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Twitter meme s t o l e n from facebook
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︎ Jan 03 2021
How can you prove that the "I" before "E" except after "C" doesn't always apply ?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Found this little β¨g e mβ¨ on r/technicallythetruth
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︎ Dec 24 2020
To those worried about eating salad after the recent e coli outbreaks, I have three words for you.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Using only the letters L H U T S E, how do you tell an investigator to hurry up?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What is long, rigid, flexible and has the letters p,e,n,I,s?
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︎ Jan 10 2021
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.
(This is my No-L greeting.)
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Whatβs E.T short for?
Because heβs only got little legs
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︎ Dec 25 2020
I was reciting A, C, and E music notes in a bar. They kicked me out ...
They said no Minor allowed here . ..
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︎ Dec 25 2020
My wife said the βEβ was missing from my sons alphabet set.
I replied, βNo way that is in the top 5 most voweluable letters!β
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︎ Dec 06 2020
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
E=MC Punstein
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︎ Nov 01 2020
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
βThatβs just spam.β
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︎ May 31 2020
2018: Β« Yo, dude, get woke. Β» 2019: Β« C'me on, get woke, it's 2019 ! Β» 2020: Β«... Hi. Well you could get e-woke I guess. Β»
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What did E.T.'s father say to him when he got home?
Where on Earth have you been?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
A T H E I S M
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I gave up explaining to my Zen master how E-mails work.
He can't just comprehend what attachments are!
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︎ Nov 09 2020
What starts with an E
Ends with an E and only has one letter in it?
>!Envelope!<
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︎ Jul 05 2020
EAZY E did a collab with Black eye peas.
It was called Easy Peasy.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
w i d e
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Thereβs a new drug going around that is nicknamed βangleβ. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and donβt want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.
I guess Iβm just too square to try angle.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
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︎ Dec 24 2019
What did the e. Coli bacterium tell his brother when forced to eat cruciferous vegetables?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
An e-con major.....
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︎ Aug 09 2020
I don't like music in the key of E minor
It gives me a case of the E G B Gs
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︎ Aug 12 2020
I never should have let E hang out with D, C, AA and AAA.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
I was surprised to learn my family had never heard of the patron Saint of e-mails
So I had to tell them about Saint Francis of A CC
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︎ Sep 27 2020
E.T.
My wife and I driving to work one morning:
Me: That tow company is called E.T. Towing
Wife: I wonder if the driver's name is Elliott.
Me: I wonder if E.T. tows home.
Wife: ...
Me: You're welcome.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
w i s e
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︎ Aug 06 2020
E-flat walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says,
βIβm sorry. We donβt serve minors.β
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︎ Jun 02 2020
S h a m e
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︎ Feb 13 2020
E is not in a lot of things though
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Iβm really worried about eating salads after this E. Coli outbreak.
But lettuce romaine calm !!
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Whatβs E.T short for?
Heβs only got little legs. π½
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What is E.T. short for?
Cause he has little legs!
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︎ Apr 29 2020
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
DAD: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
SON: Envelope.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
What's E.T. short for?
Cause he's got little legs.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
What is E.T. short for?
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What is E.T. short for?
Because he has little legs.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
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