A list of puns related to "E Coli"
But lettuce romaine calm !!
Bro-coli
I made a pretty shitty report
Authorities are still trying to get to the sauce of the outbreak.
Romaine calm
Iβm the new CIEIO
Romaine calm. The government did not Caesar vegetables. They will lettuce know what's going on soon. That's salad o' panic over what may be just a coincidence. If it's a false alarm somebody's going to get a dressing down. E. Coli like I see it.*
*So many puns in such bad taste. Too Soonβ’?
My girlfriend is named Nicole, and I squeezed her butt. I said "I better Wash my hands before I get Nicole-i" (pronounced knee-cole-i as in E. coli)
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