while I ate some bad salmon and got chickenella.
To be honest, I'm not shedding any tears over it.
can you get chickenmonella from salmon?
Don't put any salmon in it
The bar got shut down by the health department.
Now I have salmonella.
(I’m sorry, it’s a fishy joke)
Salmonella
I call it salmonella
My name is Sam. My younger sister is two and a half years younger than I am. My dad was going to name her Ella so we would be Sam & Ella (Salmonella) but my Mom caught on and named her something else. He was so close!
I wouldn't have been mad at all, such dedication is worth it.
So as the title says I was making some egg benedict with smoked salmon (for the first time), my dad walked in and saw the mess I had created and said:
"You'll probably catch salmonella after eating that!"
He may be right though, we'll just have to wait and see until tomorrow :/
I'm afraid I'll get salmonella
The girlfriend dropped this gem on me while watching Jeopardy:
GF: Did you know that Salmonella swims up your bloodstream?
Me: What? ... No? ...
GF: Yeah, because it's Salmonella.
sigh.
I was handling some raw chicken and my father comes in and says, "I hope you plan on washing your hands before anything else." I sarcastically responded, "No, I love salmonella."
To which he exclaimed, "Sam and Ella? How've they been?"
So it's my first time posting but I'm a big fan of dadjokes and love to drop them myself, this is the first time one felt original/funny enough to post.
I was in the kitchen while my girlfriend was frying bacon, I tried to sneak over and try to eat a small piece of raw bacon. She stops me, and I complain that I want to try.
She asks me, "Do you want salmonella?" I look at her and say, "I definitely don't want Sam and I don't even know who Ella is" She groaned, it felt like a huge success.
You get Salmonella.
You get salmonella
You get salmonella
