What do you call a bacterial disease caused by two grizzlies ?
Twobearculousis
I won't go viral, but maybe i can go bacterial!
A man is having pains so he goes to the doctor to get checked out. The doctor does some tests and comes back telling the man that he has a bacterial growth in his bladder causing pain. The man asks what's they means for him. The doctor replies...
Urine trouble
Who is always the cleanest member of the family
Auntie Bacterial
Dadjoke at the laboratory.
I work as a lab tech in my university, and as I was preparing some bacterial streak plates for some students (mind you, we use an innoculating loop to transfer bacteria from a sample tube to plates), I said to some of the students: "what did one bacteria said to the other? Let's get looped, and go streaking."
I received an uniform look of dissapointment and a couple of facepalms from the students while I giggled at my joke. The teacher loved it though.
What do you call a bacterial disease caused by two grizzlies?
Twobearculosis.
