Heres a bacteria joke. If you dont get it just google it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHotSouthWinds
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Why did the bacteria use the employee entrance?

Because they were staph

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomisedmind
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Inspired by an earlier post about bacteria
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr8prajwalb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Why did the bacteria lose its job in retail?

Because it only had one cell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foamy07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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My friend was just diagnosed with a flesh eating bacteria, so I texted him to see how he is doing.

He said: IDK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BSMike82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What bacteria like to have political meetings?

Strepto-caucus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elivesay83
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Why did the bacteria refuse the invitation to the rodeo?

They’re too cultured.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiktok131
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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What did they call bacteria in the Old West?

Frontieria

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beetlebath
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Why do bacteria wait 5s before touching the food?

they first have to skip an ad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leolannister
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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A colony of bacteria walks into a bar. Waiter tells them they're not welcome.

The bacteria say, "But we're staph!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onechordbassist
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?

Gram positive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stor_e_teller
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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You are like sterile bacteria

Uncultured

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Igknightor1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I connot belive that bacteria would just come in my body without my permision

It makes me sick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marcovosca
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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I can't believe that viruses and bacteria would just invade my body without a permission.

That makes me sick.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snooprs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Which chemical liquid would destroy bacteria in a rap battle?

Dissingfectant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suss-it-out
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Why was the bacteria sad?

Because his parents had just split

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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I'm thinking of moving to Europe to study different types of bacteria.

I figure the best place to begin would be Germany.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kttypo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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If that's the bacteria...

Where is the fronteria ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maxszdf
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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What happened to the bacteria's plot to eat my sandwich?

It was foiled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/58008upsidedown
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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Which kind of bacteria are mathematicians REALLY afraid for?

Integerms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_ENTER
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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Why are bacteria better than viruses?

Because viruses don't have culture

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JakeDanger-AWP
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2017
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What do bacteria do when they involved in politics?

They streptococcus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saisharan007
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2016
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What do you call bacteria that write music?

Decomposers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wyboth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2013
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Support bacteria

its the only culture some people have

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krnkid26
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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I cannot believe that bacteria would just come into my body without my permission. It makes me sick
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