I’m not the mouth, the stomach, the small or large intestines

AITA?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logoman4
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Me: One of our neighbors had a part of his large intestine removed. Her: Oh my God! Is he in a coma?

Me: No, but he ended up with a semi colon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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How do you know when a large intestine is telling a dad joke to the small intestine?

He’s saying it ingest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgeheadprod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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