A man goes into surgery to get his Appendix removed.

Unfortunately, the doctor cut a little too deep and the man's organs began to spill out onto the operating table....

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"Well, it looks you have a table of contents now" says the medical assistant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I had my appendix removed the other day.

I rewrote it and now my book is complete.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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People say the appendix is a useless organ..

But how are you meant to find yourself within if you don't have one?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wythneth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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So me and my girlfriend were at the hospital for pelvic/ appendix pains

Her mom and I were in the examination room when the doctor had her get out of her pants and change into a gown and examined her lower area and said. "Wow you've got a perfect vagina" I couldn't help but say... "Well it's definitely not in her jeans" Her and her mom both looked at me in amazement. Totally worth it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_stay_inspired
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2015
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My wife said, β€œWhy don’t you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?”

I said, β€œThat’s.....a novel idea.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I went to the Med school library to get a book on abdominal pain

Someone had already ripped the appendix out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naj_md
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Two books meet in a Library. One says ' You don't look too well ' and the other replies..

... Just had my Appendix removed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I had an appendectomy

Without an appendix, how are people going to discover additional and supplementary information about me?

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain.

Somebody had ripped the appendix out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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How did the book lose weight?

It got its appendix removed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_nyonga
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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My human anatomy book doesn't have supplemental pages

The appendix was removed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Wife got my son good

My son is learning about body parts:

Son: Dada you have a mouth

Me: Yes, son

Son: and Mama you have mouth?

Wife: Yes

Son: and this book have a mouth?

Wife: No. But it does have a spine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ps374
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2017
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Why did the student stop citing references?

Because he had his appendix removed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pawailq
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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I read a book about a boy who would eat literally everything.

All the interesting stuff was in the appendix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thkoog
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2017
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"Book, you look so much thinner!"

"I know! I had my appendix removed!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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I've been having a tough time organizing things since the surgery...

They removed my appendix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steve_Jobs_iGhost
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2016
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Did you hear about the grad student who wrote his thesis on overinflated balloons?

His appendix burst.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2017
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Got dad joked.

DM'ING a D & D session. Player 1: Talking about one of the books There's no appendix in this book? Player 2: No, the appendix was removed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/villescrubs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2017
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My wife had a slight pain in her side

Wife: could it be my appendix? Me: no, it's on the other side. W: maybe it's just my ovary. M: you also may be ovary-acting. W: flips me the bird

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2015
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Dadjokes my boyfriend last night...

Him: "I've had appendicitis." Me: "so, you don't have an appendix?" Him: "nope!" Me:"... Well do you still have an epilogue." Him: (blank stare)

I laughed so her I had to leave the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dreamer6
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2014
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Friend's dad dropped this one today

"When you get your appendix taken out what is it called?"

"Appendectomy"

"When you get your tonsils taken out what is it called?"

"Tonsillectomy"

"When a woman gets a sex change what's it called?"

"What?"

"Addadicktome"

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2014
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Dad hit me with this one the other day...

Me: so for my project my teacher says I need to have an appendix. Dad: ouch your appendix! Sounds painful. Here have mine. pretends to rip appendix out and hold it out to me I'm not using it anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarahsugarplum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2014
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Anatomy book

Was looking for a certain structure in an anatomy book with a lab mate and couldn't find it:

Me: "Let's try looking in the appendix"

Her: "I don't think this book has an appendix"

Me: "How can an anatomy book not have an appendix?"

I thought it was hysterical. She either didn't get it or disagreed.

Sorry for any formatting issues - on mobile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hdv2mstp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2014
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Happened tonight

Telling a story...

Me: Yeah, and my sixth grade science teacher had no is which side the appendix was on!

Dad: Isn't the appendix in the back?

Me: What, no, of course it isn-

Dad: Yeah it is, in the back, right before the index.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InTheOpinionOf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2013
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Two books meet up in a Library. One says, ' You don't look too well ' and the other replies..

.. just had my Appendix removed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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