Appendix Puns

Unfortunately, the doctor cut a little too deep and the man's organs began to spill out onto the operating table....

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"Well, it looks you have a table of contents now" says the medical assistant.

I rewrote it and now my book is complete.

But how are you meant to find yourself within if you don't have one?

Her mom and I were in the examination room when the doctor had her get out of her pants and change into a gown and examined her lower area and said. "Wow you've got a perfect vagina" I couldn't help but say... "Well it's definitely not in her jeans" Her and her mom both looked at me in amazement. Totally worth it.

I said, “That’s.....a novel idea.”

Someone had already ripped the appendix out.

... Just had my Appendix removed.

Without an appendix, how are people going to discover additional and supplementary information about me?

It got its appendix removed.

The appendix was removed.

My son is learning about body parts:

Son: Dada you have a mouth

Me: Yes, son

Son: and Mama you have mouth?

Wife: Yes

Son: and this book have a mouth?

Wife: No. But it does have a spine.

Because he had his appendix removed.

All the interesting stuff was in the appendix.

"I know! I had my appendix removed!"

They removed my appendix

His appendix burst.

DM'ING a D & D session. Player 1: Talking about one of the books There's no appendix in this book? Player 2: No, the appendix was removed.

Wife: could it be my appendix? Me: no, it's on the other side. W: maybe it's just my ovary. M: you also may be ovary-acting. W: flips me the bird

Him: "I've had appendicitis." Me: "so, you don't have an appendix?" Him: "nope!" Me:"... Well do you still have an epilogue." Him: (blank stare)

I laughed so her I had to leave the room.

"When you get your appendix taken out what is it called?"

"Appendectomy"

"When you get your tonsils taken out what is it called?"

"Tonsillectomy"

"When a woman gets a sex change what's it called?"

"What?"

"Addadicktome"

Me: so for my project my teacher says I need to have an appendix. Dad: ouch your appendix! Sounds painful. Here have mine. pretends to rip appendix out and hold it out to me I'm not using it anyway.

Was looking for a certain structure in an anatomy book with a lab mate and couldn't find it:

Me: "Let's try looking in the appendix"

Her: "I don't think this book has an appendix"

Me: "How can an anatomy book not have an appendix?"

I thought it was hysterical. She either didn't get it or disagreed.

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Telling a story...

Me: Yeah, and my sixth grade science teacher had no is which side the appendix was on!

Dad: Isn't the appendix in the back?

Me: What, no, of course it isn-

Dad: Yeah it is, in the back, right before the index.

.. just had my Appendix removed.

Somebody had ripped the appendix out.