Appendage Puns

A list of puns related to "Appendage"

I dont put up with people who are missing appendages

I'm lack-toes intolerant.

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👤︎ u/nyaleo
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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Police raised an alert in error, thinking they’d discovered a recently severed appendage.

But it was a fossil arm.

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👤︎ u/carriager
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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I was once told that old married women have a bushy appendage attached to their lower back

But apparently it was just an old wives tale

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👤︎ u/Luscious_Glory
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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Why bears in America only have 2 appendages?

Because all American citizens have the right two bear arms

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👤︎ u/corza663_
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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Would you be afraid of someone who had lost two appendages in a terrible accident?

I mean, you shouldn't. They're probably un-armed.

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👤︎ u/sol-61
📅︎ Sep 13 2015
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What would you do?

If your legs suddenly became upper body appendages would you find yourself becoming allarmed?

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👤︎ u/floidminglastices
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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