Appendage Puns

A list of puns related to "Appendage"

I was once told that old married women have a bushy appendage attached to their lower back

But apparently it was just an old wives tale

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👤︎ u/Luscious_Glory
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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Why bears in America only have 2 appendages?

Because all American citizens have the right two bear arms

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👤︎ u/corza663_
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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Would you be afraid of someone who had lost two appendages in a terrible accident?

I mean, you shouldn't. They're probably un-armed.

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👤︎ u/sol-61
📅︎ Sep 13 2015
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A story about a cannibal

So a long time ago, there used to live a cannibal. He used to eat a lot of people. Each day he would kill a person to eat. One day, he didn't kill one, thinking it would be fun to torture him. So he tied him up and started to cut off his appendages one by one. He started with the nose, but got tired by the time he got to the ear. He ate the ear, and then went to sleep.

The next morning, when he peed, he told the guy

"I have ur ea in my pee"

(Ur ea read as your ear and urea.)

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👤︎ u/mukundan_chariar
📅︎ Apr 17 2019
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