What part of the body always loses?

Defeat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctor_Randumb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic's sister, Ana, agreeing with her friend Ally about the positions of body parts

Ana Tomic: Ally, correct

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Who was the only celebrity with four body parts in his name?

Tony Hancock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitcoinBanker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What's the heaviest part of your body?

Your skele-ton!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I told my kids, "Did you know Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts and his name was…"

…Frank!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What's a pirate's favourite part of their body?

The aye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Which part of our body lives the longest?

Pupils...they dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anvesh_parab
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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If you were a ghost what part of the body would turn you on the most?

Boooooooobies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joehsmash
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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"What part of your body would you get rid of?"

"My spine. It holds me back."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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When he is thirsty, what does the overconfident man say is his favorite body part?

"Surely temple."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheelay_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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It may sound strange, but my fingers are my most reliable body part...

I can always count on them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottyharp78
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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What body part do we shoot arrows with?

The elbow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borna761
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Which body part dies last ?

The eyes, because they dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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When you die, what part of your body goes to heaven first?

Your feet, because God takes your soul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashur305
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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What human body part is long, hard, bendable, most useful when erect, and contains the letters p,n,e,s,i?

Spine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivytheblindhusky
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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What's the friskiest body part?

The naked eye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpRuce64
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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After you die, what part of your body is the last to stop working?

Your pupils because they dilate...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Dad: Son, what be a pirate's favorite restaurant? Son: Arrrrby's! Dad: Correct! And what be a pirate's favorite animal? Son: Arrrrmadillo! Dad: Right again! But what be a pirate's favorite body part? Son: Easy. The arrrrrm!

Dad: You'd think it would be the arrrrm, but he's rather fond of the booty!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wileydan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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If I had to get rid of one body part it would be my spine

Sometimes I feel like it's holding me back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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I sold all my body parts to feed my gambling addiction.

Maybe I should quit while I’m a head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Which body part never wins any contests?

DaFEET!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickC-249
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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What part of your body is worried all the time?

The nervous system...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaltyLemon404
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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What's the most childish part of your body?

Your KIDneys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Olwek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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What's the most expensive part of the body?

MahKneeeee

This had my family shaking their head and groaning all through the holidays. It's more of a verbal joke I admit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatOtherPapaya
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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What’s the cheapest part of a deers body

The deers balls their under a buck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoosierDaddyM
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Whats the most important part of the human body?

The legs... they carry the most weight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El_sturro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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What is an asian’s favorite body part?

Japa-knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cities-are-cool
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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What part of the body always loses?

Defeat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bob2k5
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What part of the body always loses?

Da feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaTyster2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What part of the body loses the most?

Defeat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mewtwo_Nex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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What part of the body always loses?

De-Feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamer_Cuber358
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Of all my body parts, my fingers are the most reliable.

I can always count on them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killerinstinct101
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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When you die, which part of your body is the last to die?

Pupils. They dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikoklis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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What part of your body dies last ?

It's the eyes, because they can die-late!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Few people know that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts.

His name was Frank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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If I had to get rid of one part of my body, I'd get rid of my spine.

Sometimes I feel like it's holding me back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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"what part of your body would you get rid off?"

"My spine, It holds me back."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__Odelay__
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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When you die which body part dies the last?

Your pupils, they dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-_-STRANGER-_-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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What part of your body is the last to die?

Your eyes, cause they dilate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goblu33
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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When you die, which part of the body is the last one to stop working?

The pupils. They dilate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyLlamaJamma
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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What part of the body always loses in a fight?

Da’ feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeppyJeppy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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What’s the last part of your body to die?

The eyes, because they DILATE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTexican11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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After you die, what’s the last part of your body that stops working?

Your Pupils. They dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TearDesire
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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After you die, what part of the human body is the last to stop working?

Your pupils; they dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/succdicc69
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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What part of the body has the most anxiety?

The central nervous system.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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After you die, what part of your body is the last to stop functioning?

Your pupils. They dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shibathefox
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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When you die, what part of your body stops working last?

Your pupils because they dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/698969
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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