No matter how much ice cream I ate they never grew back :/
She woke up the day of the surgery to an envelope from my dad on the table. Inside was a note and a tiny paper dress and a tiny paper tuxedo. The note said "I heard a rich doctor was taking your tonsils out. I wanted to make sure they had something nice to wear"
Mom: "Oh gross! You better not put that on facebook"
Dad: "Of course he's not going to do that, its facebook, not throatbook".
The other sperm replies "A while, we've only just passed the tonsils"
A screwdriver.
Edit: I have tonsillitis and have been living off popsicles with jokes on the sticks.
She said: I had my tonsils and adenoids removed.
I said: sounds like you meant to say subtractnoids.
P.S. Iām 23
"When you get your appendix taken out what is it called?"
"Appendectomy"
"When you get your tonsils taken out what is it called?"
"Tonsillectomy"
"When a woman gets a sex change what's it called?"
"What?"
"Addadicktome"
