What's E.T short for?
Because he's got little legs.
How can you prove that the "I" before "E" except after "C" doesn't always apply ?
Twitter meme s t o l e n from facebook
Using only the letters L H U T S E, how do you tell an investigator to hurry up?
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
What did E.T.'s father say to him when he got home?
Where on Earth have you been?
I don't like music in the key of E minor
It gives me a case of the E G B Gs
There’s a new drug going around that is nicknamed “angle”. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and don’t want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.
I guess I’m just too square to try angle.
E.T.
My wife and I driving to work one morning:
Me: That tow company is called E.T. Towing
Wife: I wonder if the driver's name is Elliott.
Me: I wonder if E.T. tows home.
Wife: ...
Me: You're welcome.
If you get an e-mail from the CDC about tins of pork being contaminated with COVID-19, don’t open it.
How do you know E.T. Is a Liverpool fan?
What do you call a fight between E.T. and a nerd with no social life?
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
**T H E R E I S N O E S C A P E**
You don't often see "turtles" spelled T-U-R-D-l-e-s
because they're an endangered feces
Did you know E.T. has an Italian cousin?
His name is Z.T.
-A joke told by my dad when I was on the phone with him this weekend.
What is E. T. short for?
To cover up your nipples, of course.
Why'd you ask, you're wearing one.
Wile E. Coyote never immediately fell off the cliff because he didn’t understand the gravity of his situation.
What's E.T short for?
Because he's got little legs.
What is E.T. short for?
Cause he has little legs!
What’s E.T short for?
Because he’s only got little legs
What’s E.T short for?
He’s only got little legs. 👽
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
What's E.T. short for?
Cause he's got little legs.
What is E.T. short for?
Because he has little legs.
What did E.T.'s father say to him when he got home?
"Where on Earth have you been?"
What’s E.T. short for?
He’s only got little legs.
What's E.T short for?
Nothing, he's just got little legs.
What’s E.T. short for?
Because he’s got little legs.
I before E except after C doesn't always apply...
What did E.T.'s parents say to him when he phoned home?
"Where on Earth have you been!?"
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
What’s E.T. short for?
He’s only got little legs.
What is E.T. short for?
Because he’s got little legs!
What’s E.T. short for?
Because he’s only got little legs.
What’s E.T. short for?
He’s only got little legs.
What's E.T. short for?
Because his legs are so small.
What's E.T. short for?
Cause he's only got small legs
What’s E.T. short for?
He’s only got little legs.
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