Botched Puns

A list of puns related to "Botched"

From a botched stunt, an actor took an arrow to the knee.

He's okay though, this is Hollywood, it was a faux knee arrow.

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👤︎ u/VeryOriginalName98
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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Special Report: Execution Botched Today Due to Hangman's Absence During Knot Tying Seminar in his Youth

Breaking Noose

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👤︎ u/joeywithanr
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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In the paper today there was a story about a doctor who got fired for a botched circumcision

He got the sack

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👤︎ u/ScreamingHawk
📅︎ Jul 11 2018
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3 nuns were praying...

Three nuns were praying on a park bench when a man walks up and flashes them.

1st nun had a stroke, the 2nd nun also had a stroke.

The 3rd one was too slow!

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👤︎ u/steakfrites88
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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Why was the cookie sad

Because his father a wafer for so long

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👤︎ u/owenthomas1989
📅︎ Aug 26 2017
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My wife left me because of my fat thumbs.

Botch

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👤︎ u/fukhed69
📅︎ Jun 02 2018
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