E! News Puns

A list of puns related to "E! News"

There’s a new drug going around that is nicknamed “angle”. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and don’t want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.

I guess I’m just too square to try angle.

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👤︎ u/PopTarnekPop
📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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We all think that e-commerce is such a new concept, but babies have always been delivered.
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👤︎ u/shagminer
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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With the new e.coli outbreak in romaine lettuce, it is really confusing me that the CDC is telling everyone to toss salad...
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👤︎ u/notwutiwantd
📅︎ Nov 21 2018
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My dad just had to e-mail me this morning with the new joke he learned

Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

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👤︎ u/glynch319
📅︎ Apr 03 2014
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