Thereโ€™s a new drug going around that is nicknamed โ€œangleโ€. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and donโ€™t want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.

I guess Iโ€™m just too square to try angle.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PopTarnekPop
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We all think that e-commerce is such a new concept, but babies have always been delivered.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/shagminer
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With the new e.coli outbreak in romaine lettuce, it is really confusing me that the CDC is telling everyone to toss salad...
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/notwutiwantd
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My dad just had to e-mail me this morning with the new joke he learned

Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

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