This is one fish E pun
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G โ€“ A โ€“ B โ€“ C โ€“ D โ€“ E โ€“ G โ€“ F#

Damn!

I just majorly fucked up.

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What body part do you spell using the letters P, E, N, I, and S?

Spine.

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Putting "I" before "E" is weird...

The whole concept is foreign to me.

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My brother sees me near our tent, putting his E-reader on a pile of sticks.

He yells: "What the hell are you doing, Some_Dumb_Dude?!"

I say: "What's with the tone? You have to use Kindle to make a fire, Right?

'Ba dum tss'

He just sighs. "I hate you."

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs.

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Why does the rest of the Alphabet find A,E,I,O, and U so annoying?

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

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How can you prove that the "I" before "E" except after "C" doesn't always apply ?

Through science.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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My robot will be called Epsilon Alpha, E.A for short

Pay $5.99 to see more

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My A*DELL*E Laptop
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Why is Haiti spelt without an e?

Because they Hate e

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Found this little โœจg e mโœจ on r/technicallythetruth
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Twitter meme s t o l e n from facebook
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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What starts with an "e" and ends with an "e" with a letter in it?

Envolope

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it

Post office

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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To those worried about eating salad after the recent e coli outbreaks, I have three words for you.

Lettuce romaine calm

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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A&E canceled Hoarders today

Surely they have a few episodes stashed away.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Using only the letters L H U T S E, how do you tell an investigator to hurry up?

Hustle, Sleuth.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...

โ€œThatโ€™s just spam.โ€

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Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.

(This is my No-L greeting.)

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What is long, rigid, flexible and has the letters p,e,n,I,s?

Spine.

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My wife said the โ€œEโ€ was missing from my sons alphabet set.

I replied, โ€œNo way that is in the top 5 most voweluable letters!โ€

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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E=MC Punstein
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I was reciting A, C, and E music notes in a bar. They kicked me out ...

They said no Minor allowed here . ..

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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2018: ยซ Yo, dude, get woke. ยป 2019: ยซ C'me on, get woke, it's 2019 ! ยป 2020: ยซ... Hi. Well you could get e-woke I guess. ยป
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A T H E I S M
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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?

Because the rest of the letters were not-E.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What did E.T.'s father say to him when he got home?

Where on Earth have you been?

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My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.

I told him they were the letters of recommendation.

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I gave up explaining to my Zen master how E-mails work.

He can't just comprehend what attachments are!

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w i d e
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs.

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Iโ€™m really worried about eating salads after this E. Coli outbreak.

But lettuce romaine calm !!

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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What is E.T. short for?

Cause he has little legs!

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Whatโ€™s E.T short for?

Because heโ€™s only got little legs

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

DAD: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
SON: Envelope.

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Whatโ€™s E.T short for?

Heโ€™s only got little legs. ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rfcoc
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What starts with an E

Ends with an E and only has one letter in it?

>!Envelope!<

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/freewave07
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/December_Soul
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What's E.T. short for?

Cause he's got little legs.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
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What is E.T. short for?

He has little legs.

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