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Did you hear about the italian chef that died?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️

Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!😁

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👤︎ u/iLoveRaviolis
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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Did you hear about the blind carpenter?

He picked up the hammer and saw.

(my dad told this all the time. I am continuing on with the tradition...)

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👤︎ u/SimplisticAnswer
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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Did you hear the secret joke that only the FBI, CIA, NSA and MI6 know?

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👤︎ u/Dantr1x
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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Did you hear about the fight between 2019 and 2020?

2021

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👤︎ u/technologyclassroom
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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Did you hear about the church musician that lost his instrument?

He was really dis-organ-ized.

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👤︎ u/majestic_walrus1
📅︎ Feb 04 2021
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Did you hear about the chemistry teacher who became upset?

Apparently he told a dad joke in class and it got no reaction.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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Did you hear that someone kidnapped Sting?

Currently the police have no lead.

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👤︎ u/EndlessDadJokes
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the no-bell prize!

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👤︎ u/Dextpat
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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Did you hear about the shoe factory that burned down?

Luckily no soles were lost.

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👤︎ u/Just_y_not
📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

He was dead lifting.

Edit: Wow! Went to bed, went to work, checked this post, and holy hell did it blow up! Thanks for the awards, funny add-one and dad jokes! This sub is awesome!

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👤︎ u/35mmPirate
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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Did you hear about the optician who made the biggest pair of glasses in the world?

It was a huge spectacle!

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👤︎ u/Bang-a-lore
📅︎ Jan 16 2021
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Did you hear that Elton John bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit?

It’s a little fit bunny.

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👤︎ u/DiosMioMan2
📅︎ Jan 23 2021
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did you hear that portobello moved away?

He couldn't stand his shroommates

But maybe it's for better. His new apartment is way shroomier

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👤︎ u/GentleMonsta
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

It has lots of space.

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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Did you hear about the cat that married the glove?

They had mittens.

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👤︎ u/kgangadhar
📅︎ Feb 04 2021
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Did you hear about the depressed Swede?

He wished he'd never been Bjorn!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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Did you hear about this new restaurant, Karma?

There's nothing on the menu. You just get what you deserve.

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👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?

It got wrapped up in appeal.

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👤︎ u/OracleOfWherever
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left half was cut off?

He’s all right now

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👤︎ u/SuperNova7039
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who roped his camper to the bumper of his car?

His vacation went off without a hitch.

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👤︎ u/Shu-di
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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Did you hear about the clown who lived in the desert?

He had a dry sense of humor.

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👤︎ u/daviscojokes
📅︎ Jan 23 2021
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Did you hear about the new socialist bank?

It’s called Das Kapital One

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👤︎ u/kevinh456
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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Did you hear about the priest who invented a vegetable-based fragrance?

Lettuce Spray.

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👤︎ u/theRiverknows86
📅︎ Feb 04 2021
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Did you put hear about the corduroy pillow?

It's making headlines!!

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👤︎ u/askirk87
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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Did you hear the joke about the blunt pencil?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

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👤︎ u/Dragon_librarian4
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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👤︎ u/Kattykat21
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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Did you hear about the depressed ghost?

He's going through some things.

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👤︎ u/Gunnrhildr
📅︎ Dec 13 2020
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Hey did you ever hear about the psychic that only gives you good news?

It's The Happy Medium

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👤︎ u/lizzybe
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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Did you hear about the man who memorized all the symbols on a map?

He was a legend

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👤︎ u/insanitysaint
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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Did you hear the one about a guy who threw a pork dumpling at his friend for no reason?

It was a wanton wonton

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👤︎ u/eat-rainbows
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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Did you hear about the fish who grew up to be a doctor?

He now is a sturgeon

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👤︎ u/santino1987
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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Did you hear the story about the Phantom Corkscrew?

It had a twist ending.

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👤︎ u/GunstarCowboy
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere

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👤︎ u/imluke2311
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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hey did you hear about the new shovel?

you: no

me: what, it's groundbreaking!

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👤︎ u/wowzers_is_cool
📅︎ Jan 22 2021
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From my 11 year old daughter. Did you hear the one about the man with the broken hearing aids?

Neither has he...

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👤︎ u/Thrillhouse74
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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Did you hear that less toys have been made this year in Santa’s workshop?

Many of his workers had to Elf Isolate.

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👤︎ u/trendfoll
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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Did you hear about the grape that betrayed his country?

He committed traisin.

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👤︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?

It's cutting-edge technology.

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👤︎ u/Doogasa34
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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Did you hear one about the camping pair of dwarves?

It’s a little two in tents.

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👤︎ u/crash8308
📅︎ Jan 30 2021
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Did you hear about the fisherman magician?

He says, “Pick a cod, any cod!”

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👤︎ u/daviscojokes
📅︎ Jan 23 2021
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Did you hear about the cheese that lost it’s mind?

It was placed in Emmental ward to recover

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👤︎ u/Hideandsheep
📅︎ Jan 15 2021
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Did you hear about the buffalo that lived 200 years?

It just celebrated its bison-tennial

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👤︎ u/flippantteacup
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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Did you hear about the Uber driver that never had a customer?

He worked 3 weeks and nothing to chauffeur it.

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👤︎ u/elster000
📅︎ Jan 22 2021
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Did you hear about the guy in a parachute that crashed into a Ferris wheel?

He's slowly coming around

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👤︎ u/elster000
📅︎ Jan 22 2021
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Did you hear about the artist who gave up on his uncompleted drawing after accidentally breaking his pencil?

Apparently, there was no point to continue drawing the picture

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👤︎ u/AesSedai99
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta-way

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👤︎ u/FoxtrotGabry
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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Did you hear about that new high-tech shovel?

It was sure groundbreaking!

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👤︎ u/ncarlton43
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere!

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👤︎ u/TheVengefulKitten
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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