37 Hilarious Kidding Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My wife got mad at me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I’m a Believer” by the Monkees. At first, I thought she was kidding.

But then I saw her face.

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👤︎ u/DiosMioMan2

📅︎ Apr 02 2021

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I told my wife I'm leaving her while she was giving birth to our child. She asked if I was kidding

I said: no, but you are

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👤︎ u/TheReal_KindStranger

📅︎ Apr 14 2021

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My friend bought a bunch of stumpy, fragrant mushrooms, claiming they were from Belgium. Are you kidding me? They’re clearly from Japan.

What a shit take.

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👤︎ u/elzuff

📅︎ Apr 02 2021

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Talking with my 7-year-daughter today, I said, “Are you kidding me?!” She said...

“No! Wait, I am kidding you. I’m a kid!”

I love this kid.

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👤︎ u/Unfussed

📅︎ Nov 20 2020

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My 15 year old told me he set up an IRA account. I said “Are you kidding me?”

He said “No, I’m adulting you.”

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👤︎ u/LegendaryBroku

📅︎ Sep 04 2020

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I told my sister that she was “literally kidding”

when she went into labor. (She was not impressed.)

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👤︎ u/IacobusBarbatus

📅︎ Jul 10 2020

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My wife yelled, “You got a vasectomy without telling anyone! Are you kidding me?”

Me: Technically, no.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 24 2020

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Are you kidding with me? You can’t honestly be this bad at tug of wars.

You’re pulling my leg.

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👤︎ u/RichNCrispy

📅︎ Sep 12 2020

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Kidding

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👤︎ u/hmmmmmmble_trauma

📅︎ May 14 2020

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The only reason i want to become a father is to make dad jokes all the time. Some people think I am kidding

But i’m dad serious

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👤︎ u/DutchBlob

📅︎ Jul 22 2020

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When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding.

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👤︎ u/ownworldman

📅︎ Feb 23 2018

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Just Kidding

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👤︎ u/MostExpensiveThing

📅︎ Feb 03 2020

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Are Jew kidding me?

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👤︎ u/Is_This_L055

📅︎ Aug 07 2019

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Euth gotta be kidding me

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👤︎ u/bossguy552

📅︎ Feb 22 2020

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Garbanzo bean kidding me

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👤︎ u/sonofthesolstice

📅︎ Aug 10 2019

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I asked my wife if she wanted to get pregnant. She said “are you kidding me?!”

I said “hopefully”

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👤︎ u/ebowers2607

📅︎ Feb 21 2019

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People didn’t like it when I was kidding around during the 5K

But I personally like running jokes

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👤︎ u/Subscribe_to_Sam24

📅︎ Nov 18 2019

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Punning budding kidding

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👤︎ u/vivekn421

📅︎ Jan 22 2019

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My girlfriend threatened to break up with me because of my obsession over the Monkees. I thought she was kidding...

And then I saw her face

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👤︎ u/norrisrw

📅︎ May 02 2019

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I'm not kidding: for any value of s > 1, s = s²

/s

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👤︎ u/Jonny_Segment

📅︎ Jul 23 2019

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I asked my wife if she wanted to have a baby and she said, "Are you kidding me?"

I said, "yeah, that's the plan."

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👤︎ u/MemoBroChill

📅︎ Jul 27 2018

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"I'm just kidding!" hehehe

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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👤︎ u/aliasad1122

📅︎ Oct 08 2018

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Are you kidding me!

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👤︎ u/AstariiFilms

📅︎ Aug 21 2017

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My fiance is kidding

I mean shes pregnant.

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👤︎ u/mattmilli1

📅︎ Jul 07 2018

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Arf you kidding me?

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👤︎ u/FwireFwower

📅︎ Apr 24 2017

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Fencing, just kidding. A bit of swordplay for ya!

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👤︎ u/truddilutten

📅︎ Dec 26 2013

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Kids, your mother and I are getting divorced. She said she's leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was kidding, but...

then I saw her face, now I'm a believer

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👤︎ u/jcr1011

📅︎ Aug 17 2015

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I told my wife and kids, "this pharmacy isn't kidding around."

http://imgur.com/EQp1QRk

"It's no laughing matter. This is Serio's business!"

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👤︎ u/the_interrobanger

📅︎ Oct 17 2014

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The true cost of dadjokes: man struck by lightning, daughter assumes he's kidding

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/front-range/arvada/arvada-man-knocked-out-by-lightning-while-videotaping-monday-nights-storm-from-inside-his-garage (video autoplays)

>His daughter Ileah heard the crash, ran over, and found her dad convulsing on the floor.

>"At first I thought he was joking, because that's the kind of person my dad is..."

Doctor Grant would have been proud. https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/a6a9170d54b98df4d8ef9f4f9c39b2ae/tumblr_inline_mlme68KRS11qz4rgp.gif

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👤︎ u/rocketwikkit

📅︎ Jul 10 2014

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My wife told me to stop singing “I’m a believer” because it’s annoying. At first I thought she was kidding...

But then I saw her face.

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👤︎ u/cigarandcreamsoda

📅︎ May 01 2021

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My wife told me to stop singing "I'm A Believer" or she'd kill me. I thought she was kidding.

Then I saw her face...

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev

📅︎ Feb 06 2019

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Her: You got a vasectomy without telling anyone! Are you kidding me?

Me: Technically I can’t.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 18 2019

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My wife told me to stop singing “I’m A Believer” by the Monkees, because she found it annoying. At first, I thought she was kidding....

But then I saw her face.

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👤︎ u/Ew0k5AN0nomi5

📅︎ Mar 21 2020

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When a woman is giving birth she is literally kidding.

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👤︎ u/snowdaruma

📅︎ Jun 28 2019

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When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding.

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👤︎ u/ryannbajaj

📅︎ May 12 2019

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My friend told me I had to stop singing "I'm a believer" because I'm really bad at it. I thought she was kidding

But then I saw her face

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper

📅︎ Aug 31 2016

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"Are you kidding me?"

No, I'm adulting you.

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👤︎ u/OhaiItsAhmad

📅︎ Jan 23 2014

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