Kidding Puns

But then I saw her face.

I said: no, but you are

What a shit take.

“No! Wait, I am kidding you. I’m a kid!”

I love this kid.

He said “No, I’m adulting you.”

when she went into labor. (She was not impressed.)

Me: Technically, no.

You’re pulling my leg.

But i’m dad serious

I said “hopefully”

But I personally like running jokes

And then I saw her face

/s

I said, "yeah, that's the plan."

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

I mean shes pregnant.

then I saw her face, now I'm a believer

http://imgur.com/EQp1QRk

"It's no laughing matter. This is Serio's business!"

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/front-range/arvada/arvada-man-knocked-out-by-lightning-while-videotaping-monday-nights-storm-from-inside-his-garage (video autoplays)

>His daughter Ileah heard the crash, ran over, and found her dad convulsing on the floor.

>"At first I thought he was joking, because that's the kind of person my dad is..."

Doctor Grant would have been proud. https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/a6a9170d54b98df4d8ef9f4f9c39b2ae/tumblr_inline_mlme68KRS11qz4rgp.gif

But then I saw her face.

Then I saw her face...

Me: Technically I can’t.

But then I saw her face.

But then I saw her face

No, I'm adulting you.