Talking with my 7-year-daughter today, I said, β€œAre you kidding me?!” She said...

β€œNo! Wait, I am kidding you. I’m a kid!”

I love this kid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unfussed
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My 15 year old told me he set up an IRA account. I said β€œAre you kidding me?”

He said β€œNo, I’m adulting you.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegendaryBroku
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Are you kidding with me? You can’t honestly be this bad at tug of wars.

You’re pulling my leg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichNCrispy
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My wife yelled, β€œYou got a vasectomy without telling anyone! Are you kidding me?”

Me: Technically, no.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I told my sister that she was β€œliterally kidding”

when she went into labor. (She was not impressed.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IacobusBarbatus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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The only reason i want to become a father is to make dad jokes all the time. Some people think I am kidding

But i’m dad serious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
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Kidding
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hmmmmmmble_trauma
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Just Kidding
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My wife told me to stop singing β€œI’m A Believer” by the Monkees, because she found it annoying. At first, I thought she was kidding....

But then I saw her face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ew0k5AN0nomi5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Euth gotta be kidding me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bossguy552
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Are Jew kidding me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Is_This_L055
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ownworldman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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Garbanzo bean kidding me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonofthesolstice
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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I asked my wife if she wanted to get pregnant. She said β€œare you kidding me?!”

I said β€œhopefully”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebowers2607
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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People didn’t like it when I was kidding around during the 5K

But I personally like running jokes

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Punning budding kidding
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vivekn421
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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I'm not kidding: for any value of s > 1, s = sΒ²

/s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonny_Segment
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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My girlfriend threatened to break up with me because of my obsession over the Monkees. I thought she was kidding...

And then I saw her face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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I asked my wife if she wanted to have a baby and she said, "Are you kidding me?"

I said, "yeah, that's the plan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemoBroChill
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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"I'm just kidding!" hehehe

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aliasad1122
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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Are you kidding me!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstariiFilms
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2017
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My fiance is kidding

I mean shes pregnant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattmilli1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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Arf you kidding me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FwireFwower
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2017
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Fencing, just kidding. A bit of swordplay for ya!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/truddilutten
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Kids, your mother and I are getting divorced. She said she's leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was kidding, but...

then I saw her face, now I'm a believer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jcr1011
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2015
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I told my wife and kids, "this pharmacy isn't kidding around."

http://imgur.com/EQp1QRk

"It's no laughing matter. This is Serio's business!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_interrobanger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2014
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The true cost of dadjokes: man struck by lightning, daughter assumes he's kidding

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/front-range/arvada/arvada-man-knocked-out-by-lightning-while-videotaping-monday-nights-storm-from-inside-his-garage (video autoplays)

>His daughter Ileah heard the crash, ran over, and found her dad convulsing on the floor.

>"At first I thought he was joking, because that's the kind of person my dad is..."

Doctor Grant would have been proud. https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/a6a9170d54b98df4d8ef9f4f9c39b2ae/tumblr_inline_mlme68KRS11qz4rgp.gif

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketwikkit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2014
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Her: You got a vasectomy without telling anyone! Are you kidding me?

Me: Technically I can’t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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My wife told me to stop singing "I'm A Believer" or she'd kill me. I thought she was kidding.

Then I saw her face...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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My friend told me that I need to stop singing I'm a believer because it was getting annoying but I thaught she was kidding

But then I saw her face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bricksheffield
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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When a woman is giving birth she is literally kidding.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/snowdaruma
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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My friend told me I had to stop singing "I'm a believer" because I'm really bad at it. I thought she was kidding

But then I saw her face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2016
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"Are you kidding me?"

No, I'm adulting you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhaiItsAhmad
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