Kissing Puns

A list of puns related to "Kissing"

I got a part time job kissing both women and men

It's not much but it's getting me bi

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👤︎ u/awesomecorearts
📅︎ Jan 16 2021
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Have you heard about the disease you get from kissing birds ?

It's called Chirpies. It's a canarial disease. It's untweetable.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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Why were the paleontologists kissing?

They were carbon dating

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👤︎ u/gameboy90
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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Kissing someone is human version of accepting germs and conditions
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👤︎ u/TickleLife
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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What type of flowers are the best at kissing?

Tulips

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👤︎ u/TurboAxolotl
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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MOM: I always see those same two homeless people kissing or holding hands. How sweet. See, even life's unfortunates can know love!

DAD: Those are tweakers, hon. They're either speed dating or just mething around.

MOM: I don't know why I married you.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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My brother got fired from the mortuary for kissing the dead on the throat.

Turns out he was a neck romancer.

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👤︎ u/zonecontroljokes
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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Saw 2 horses kissing today

looked like a stable relationship

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👤︎ u/sarthakdit
📅︎ Sep 18 2019
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My friend is weirdly addicted to going to museums and kissing Impressionist paintings.

He puts his Monet where his mouth is.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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I saw a couple kissing at the eiffle tower.

I guess they were french kissing.

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👤︎ u/brukfalcon
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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I miss my SO a lot. I end up kissing and hugging thin air and she says it makes me look ridiculous. How do I recalibrate my aim? (r/fifthworldproblems) reddit.com/r/fifthworldpr…
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👤︎ u/TheBadger40
📅︎ Jan 15 2018
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What do you call 2 flowers kissing?

Tulips

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👤︎ u/Jaden22VG
📅︎ Feb 09 2019
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A lot of the girls i hook up with like kissing in the rain

But those are just my shower thots

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👤︎ u/Det_Wun_Gai
📅︎ Mar 31 2018
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Why should you brush your teeth after kissing a ginger?

If you don't, you might get gingervitus

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👤︎ u/snappedginger
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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I could never take French kissing seriously

It seems so tongue in cheek

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Feb 24 2018
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I was trying a new lamp when my wife came over, started kissing me and said

"I'm seeing you in a new light."

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👤︎ u/Onegodoneloveoneway
📅︎ Apr 20 2017
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Bonnie and Clyde got a great deal at the kissing booth.

They made out like bandits.

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👤︎ u/jasekj919
📅︎ Jan 28 2014
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Kissing Cousins explosm.net/comics/3563/
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👤︎ u/Angarius
📅︎ May 20 2014
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Did you hear about all the people getting sick from kissing their pet chickens?

All it took was one peck.

My girlfriends dad everyone.

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👤︎ u/Lagwagoner
📅︎ Jun 25 2014
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What type of flowers are the best for kissing?

Tulips!

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👤︎ u/SupremeRulingKingMan
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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