Smooch Puns

A list of puns related to "Smooch"

What kind of flowers do you take to a smooch concert?

Tulips

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👤︎ u/booksmeller1124
📅︎ Aug 28 2018
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When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
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👤︎ u/Chrisatlake
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.

But I never kiss Intel.

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👤︎ u/NicodemusRL
📅︎ Jan 08 2018
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Officeworks have issued a recall on some faulty Abacuses

People should not count on them being correct.

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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