What kind of flowers do you take to a smooch concert?

Tulips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/booksmeller1124
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisatlake
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.

But I never kiss Intel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicodemusRL
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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Officeworks have issued a recall on some faulty Abacuses

People should not count on them being correct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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