A list of puns related to "Smack"
The best place to put your bed is floating right in the middle of the bedroom.
It's like magic. Makes you feel like royalty. Makes the bed feel like a cozy little nest. Especially because you have to stack lots of pillows along the back since you don't have wall to lean against.
No more losing things that slide between the bed and the wall. And so much easier to sweep/vacuum under the bed or find your lost socks lurking beneath.
I've just moved into a tiny house. No room to float my bed in the middle of the room :(
UPDATE: Look, about those monsters you all keep bringing up. I hate to break it to you, but where do you think they hide during the day? They hide in that shadowy sliver of space between your bed and the wall. Get the bed away from the wall, and you are no longer providing a hiding space for monsters. Or spiders.
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The Ashley shared a TikTok and article about the latest atrocities on The Land.
>David, who has a history of killing his familyβs pets (most notably when he shot and killed his wife Jenelle Evansβ dog Nugget in 2019), was filming himself and daughter Ensley in their chicken coop in a live video for TikTok when Ensley begged her dad not to kill any more of their baby chicks, as she said he recently did. David denied that he killed any animals, but then angerly threatened to smack the four-year-old in the mouth for saying what she said.
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>The article
Hey there everyone, and I hope you're all having a great day!
My name is Dan Neil, and I've been writing for as long as I can remember. I live in Southern AZ with my fiancee, 5 cats, and 2 dogs. I'm a big fan of ASOIAF, The Lord of the Rings, superhero stories, and Star Wars, among other things. I'm a huge Arizona Cardinals nerd, too, so feel free to trash talk my team if you so choose.
As for what I write, I like epics and tragedies with a hint of comedy and a dash of horror. My fantasy series is heavily influenced by my eclectic collection of influences both inside and out of the fantasy genre. My current series, The Daybreak Saga, is an epic fantasy with two books available. It follows the adventures of Keia Atlos as she embarks on a journey to recover her lost magic.
My next book, The Starlight Lancer, will be coming in (hopefully) 2021. It follows Zaina Quin as she and her space-dog navigate the end of their world, brought about by a visiting eldritch entity.
My available works are:
The Lost Dawn GR Page: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/50309482-the-lost-dawn Amazon link: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B08377TZ5N?ref_=dbs_m_mng_wam_calw_tkin_0&storeType=ebooks
The Dark Disciple GR Page: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/56089967-the-dark-disciple Amazon link: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B08MYR4CJH?ref_=dbs_m_mng_wam_calw_tkin_1&storeType=ebooks
The Daybreak Saga series Amazon page: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B08437XLZT?ref_=dbs_dp_wam_ser_img_widg&storeType=ebooks
Book three of The Daybreak Saga, War of the Immortals, is coming out in 2022!
I hope you all have a great day, and enjoy reading!
IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE'VE DONE ONE OF THESE (NOT SINCE RAVNICA ALLEIGANCE) BUT WITH THE RETURN TO A FACTIONS BASED SET AND COLLEGE-SPECIFIC PRE-RELEASE KITS, IT'S TIME TO BRING BACK THE SMACK TALK AND DEFEND THE HONOR OF YOUR CHOSEN STRIXHAVEN COLLEGE. SO BUCKLE DOWN AND GET READY TO SCHOOL SOME FOOLS AND HAVE THEM LEARN THEIR LESSONS WE'RE ABOUT TO MAGECRAFT (AKA TOTALLY NOT STORM) OFF, BE IT IN THE CLASSROOMS, IN UNSANCTIONED DUELS OR ON THE PITCH IN A GAME OF MAGE TOWER
IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE THE SILVER TONGUED SILVERQUILL! THE PEN IS THE MIGTHIER THAN THE SWORD AND NONE WIELD IT AS WELL AS THESE EXHILIRATING ELOCUTORS. WITH MERE WORDS THEY'LL REDUCE THEIR FOES TO GIBBERING MESSES AS THEY LIFT THEIR ALLIES SPIRITS WITH VERSE. THEY'LL [[HUMILITATE]] YOU, [[FRACTURE]] YOUR SELF CONFIDENCE AND WITH THEIR [[CLOSING STATEMENTS]] HAVE AN EARLY [[DRAMATIC FINALE]] FOR YOUR FUTURE. ALL WHILE LOOKING STYLISH AS HELL
PLUS OUR INKLINGS DON'T HAVE THAT AMBIGUITY OF WHETHER OR NOT WE'RE SQUIDS OR WE'RE KIDS, AND LIKE IN SPARTA, THEY'LL [[BLOT OUT THE SKY]] SO THAT WE CAN FIGHT IN THE SHADE
AND IN THAT CORNER WE'VE GOT THE ART KIDS OF PRISMARI. I'VE GOT A [[MULTIPLE CHOICE]] QUESTION FOR YOU. THE PRISMARI ARE A) AMAZINGLY TALENTED B) INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE C) UNDOUBTELDY INSPIRED OR D) ALL OF THE ABOVE? NEVER CONSTRAINED, NEVER LIMITED, THESE ARTISTS EXPRESS THEMSELVES TO THE FULLEST, WHILE ALSO REALIZING THERE'S ALWAYS BETTER TO BE DONE. CRAFTING BEAUTIFUL [[ELEMENTAL MASTERPIECE]]S DURING THEIR [[CREATIVE OUTBURSTS]] WITH THEIR [[CULMINATION OF STUDIES]] BEING THEIR [[MAGMA OPUS]] WITH A [[SUDDEN BREAKTHROUGH]] AFTER YEARS OF [[PRACTICAL RESEARCH]]. YOU'LL BE BLOWN AWAY. LITERALLY, YOU CAN CALL DOWN A THUNDERSTORM BY PLAYING THE TUBA WHICH I THINK IS PRETTY RAD. JUST SAYING.
PLUS WE'VE GOT ROYALTY IN THE HOUSE WITH THE KENRITHS FROM ELDRAINE BEING TRANSFER STUDENTS. DON'T YOU WANT TO RUB SHOULDERS WITH FUTURE MONARCHS?
AND IN THAT OTHER CORNER OVER THERE WE HAVE WITHERBLOOM. HI THERE. HOW ARE YOU? WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPILL THE TEA? WE CAN HAVE [[GYOME]] WHIP UP SOME SNACKS TO ACCOMPANY OUR DRAUGHTS THAT [[INFUSE WITH VITALITY]]. FOR EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T FEEL LIKE THEY BELONGED ANYWHERE ELSE, KNOW THAT IN THE END, THOSE WHO ARE MASTERS OVER LIFE AND DEATH SUCH AS THE DRYADS OF THE WITHERBLOOM ALWAYS HAVE THE LAST LAUGH. WE'RE RESOURCEFUL AND SCRA
... keep reading on reddit β‘First one to include dark pools in the bid/ask exchange pricing!
https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2021/02/08/2021-02465/self-regulatory-organizations-nyse-american-llc-notice-of-filing-of-proposed-rule-change-to-amend
Self-Regulatory Organizations; NYSE American LLC; Notice of Filing of Proposed Rule Change To Amend Rule 970NY and Rule 970.1NY To Eliminate the Use of Dark Series on the Exchange
The Exchange also believes that the proposed discontinuation of its suppression of quotes in dark series would increase transparency and enhance price discovery. Specifically, as proposed, all Market Maker quotes (including in βinactive seriesβ under the current Rule) would be displayed and reflected in the market to the benefit of all market participants who would be on notice of such liquidity. The Exchange also notes that, over the years, certain market participants have expressed confusion regarding what quotes are being published and which are being suppressed. Therefore, the Exchange believes that the proposal would remove the element of potential confusion among market participants by publishing all quotes (not just those in active series) in the disseminated quote feed.
This rule was setup to get approved/denied or wait period extended.
The Commission is extending the 45-day time period for Commission action on the proposed rule change. The Commission finds that it is appropriate to designate a longer period to take action on the proposed rule change so that it has sufficient time to consider the proposed rule change. Accordingly, pursuant to Section 19(b)(2) of the Act,[5] the Commission designates May 9, 2021 as the date by which the Commission should either approve or disapprove, or institute proceedings to determine whether to disapprove, the proposed rule change (File No. SR-NYSEAMER-2021-05).
Next up
Self-Regulatory Organizations; MIAX PEARL, LLC; Notice of Filing and Immediate Effectiveness of a Proposed Rule Change to Adopt a Minimum Execution Quantity Instruction for Orders
https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2021/03/19/2021-05674/self-regulatory-organizations-miax-pearl-llc-notice-of-filing-and-immediate-effectiveness-of-a
Rule to make it so institutional large order can still be easily made without the use of dark pools
Next up if you havenβt seen those posts of the huge orders in the TOS order book. This might explain part of it.
https://www.federalregister.gov/public-inspection/2021-06233/self-regulatory-o
... keep reading on reddit β‘We all need to vent front time to time, but if you constantly tell your friend that your partner is an ass, don't be surprised when they're not supportive.
Also dont treat your friends like therapists. Its draining to be told the deep dark depths of your relationship, to then be expected to be thrilled when a big event happens like marriage, babies etc. Knowing full well all of your conversations are going to be about how much of an ass your partner is, for the rest of time.
Triple points if you say to your friend 'why didn't you say anything' when y'all inevitably break up.
Some people *cough* *cough* were talking about how SADist didn't deserve to have a Youtooz and it kinda pissed me off. The amount people agreeing with them was so stupid and I just wanna hear y'all's thoughts on the matter.
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