A dressing addressing a dressing
... And came home to us a seasoned Veteran.
Edit : To use a war pun.. " Wow, this really blew up " ...Thanks to all for contributing to this bit of fun. I feel like Granddad now with all the medals.
It was great to ketchup with him
They relish the moment.
If you put too much relish on your hotdog is it dill appetited?
I relished the opportunity!
A pump? No, I just refill a smaller squeeze bottle to fit in the fridge.. but I relish all the comments you guys made. - Bryan (59)
You could say that he is relished among the cooking community, and truly a seasoned veteran
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
There’s a new type of broom out, it’... keep reading on reddit ➡
"Hot dog, it's your birthday! Let's be Frank, you're probably planning to party your buns off, so go ahead - don't be a weenie! Relish every moment of your celebration."
He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.
Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.
As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.
A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.
When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,
“Excuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?”
“It’s simple, ma’am.” he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. “I’m surprised you haven’t discovered for yourself.”
Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.
“Ya see, ma’am? The real_joke’s always in the condiments!"
He just couldn’t muster up the courage.
I dunno what the dill is... details are sketchy. I relish any comments with more info about this incident.
And I told them it's because I just wanna relish it.
I bought a horse and called it mayo because mayo neighs.
They both fear the wurst
My son: "I will take that as a condiment"
I asked if she had ever heard of the local horse impersonator? That man neighs!
I relish the thought of you on top of me.
Me: Did you hear about the soldier that survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
My Son: Nope.
Me: He's a seasoned veteran.
My Son: Ugh...
Co-worker was telling me about his experience through the storms this weekend and how high winds blew his tomatoes down even though they were staked up.
Me: So, what you're telling me is you got caught with your plants down.
Well I “Relish” the moment obviously
Sir Racha! (Sriracha).
As much as I don’t want to admit it, this is something I came up with (and I am a dad).
Because his friend couldn't ketch up
Me (eating hot dogs): Damn, I love how relish and mustard go so well together! It's like they're made for each other or something.
Dad: I didn't know you like relish and mustard that much.
Me: Me neither, this is really good!
Dad: Well that was quite the... complement.
She was wearing yellow and her sister was wearing red. i told them they looked like ketchup and mustard when she replied, "Well thank you. I'll take that as a condiment."
I relish the decision every time.
I RELISH the fact that you MUSTERED the strength to KATCH-UP to me
It relished it.
So I work in a restaurant and one of the duties shared by the servers is marrying ketchups, which is basically just pouring half full ketchups into each other so we don't end up pouring new ketchup on top of old ketchup.
A new server asked me the best way to do this so I took her back to the kitchen, grabbed two bottles of ketchup and proclaimed:
"If anybody knows of any reason why these two ketchups should not be joined in holy condimony, let them speak now, or forever hold their mustard."
She laughed, other servers were unimpressed.
I really relish it.
I always relish their hotdogs.
At dinner, my father in law was talking about how he has a catch-up 401K and can contribute extra each year. I told him to be careful and that he should maybe diversify with a mustard 401K as well.
I just can't seem to get the last of that ketchup out…
After eating a whole bunch, he said "I'm hungry" I replied, "you're full of balogna."
But I mustard up the courage and did it anyway.
He mustard enough energy to ketchup to his opponent. He really relished his victory.
They’re really relishing the underdog roll
There was an extra zero on the bill, so it ended up being like 70 bucks. Called the customer service at my bank and threw this gem into the conversation :
"I mean I'm just ball parking, but $70 seems a little steep to be frank."
Cue dead silence on the line. I relish these moments.
A fellow group leader and I were speed copying names of our girls' parents to make the check out process easier later in the day. I told her "You're behind! You need to catch up!" A random dad walking by simply remarked "AND mustard!" and continued on. It took me a second, but I laughed hysterically.
a friend's text to me: I have eaten three mini hot dogs
my response: Frankly, that sounds delicious
I declare you the weiner of the food contest
I hope you dance your buns off
I relish the opportunity to ketchup at a later date
I feel like I could have done more - any other good ones out there?
He ate his hot dog with relish.
...but I eat them with relish.
Actually said by my dad, yesterday.
me: just finished the presentation dad: kk how did it go? me: it went well, it was difficult because it was only a 10 minute presentation when we are used to 20 minute long ones dad: dijon dad: should be two hours of prep for each minute or presentation me: we pulled it off quite well and prepared for a while too dad: dijon and relish me: what does that mean? dad: dijon and relish... kidding you'll ketchup
Me: How's your day going so far? Her: it's going pretty well. I went out for a hot dog walk earlier. Me: that's cool. Did you relish it?
I eat my hot dogs with relish!
My sister's best friend, a mother of two, had us over for Easter yesterday and made burgers and hot dogs. The mom-friend was putting relish all over her hot dog and I said "you like relish?" She said, "I love relish... I relish in it!" Such a mom.