The wife left me because I have a fetish for touching pasta
Now I’m feeling cannelloni
The touching in this image is completely nonsexual
The wedding was so touching that
even the cake was in tiers.
Edit: Thank you so much guys! I never expected this to reach 10k upvotes! You guys truly made my day.
What can you hold without touching it?
Heart transplant is a really heart touching surgery
Why is my stud finder constantly going off even when it isn't touching the wall?
Oh wait... I'm holding it.
A man had a fetish for touching and hearing, one day his friend got mad and slapped and yelled at the man
He ended up coming to his senses
I used to get painful shocks when touching a doorknob...
...but not anymore! I'm ex-static!
The invention of the shovel was just touching the surface of what today's is groundbreaking technology can achieve.
Why do bacteria wait 5s before touching the food?
they first have to skip an ad.
I love watching touching videos of people helping each other.
I’m just afraid that it’s not social distancing.
My last girlfriend left me because of my obsession with touching pasta.
Feeling cannelloni right now.
I went to a car show in a huge warehouse and everyone was just touching all the cars filling the huge room...
It was wall-to-wall car petting.
I was teaching in the classroom when I suddenly started touching one of my pupils.
The itching in my eye was really out of control.
I've always gotten small shocks when touching metal objects, but that stopped recently.
Needless to say, I'm ex-static.
A guy walks up to his son and says,"Son, if you don't stop touching yourself, you will go blind."
Son says,"Dad, I'm over here."
I have a friend who can tell what a kitchen top is made of just by touching it.
There was a surgeon who accidentally killed a patient by touching his heart with his bear hands.
He gave the patient's family a heartfelt apology.
My wife got so mad at me when I kept touching her with the remote...
She said, “What are you doing!?”
Me, “sheesh, just trying to turn you on”
I just watched this wonderful and touching movie about a chef in Northern China.
Set in Northern China, this movie follows the rite of passage of a jaded, aimless Chinese chef who falls in love with a worn out cooking pan that he and his friends once scorned. The two develop a powerful and inspirational relationship in which they discover truths about cooking that take most people a lifetime to learn. It's called A Wok to Remember
What is the most touching death a tree can hope for?
A friend of mine was saying that touching his toes counted as a workout
I thought it was a bit of a stretch
The wedding vows were so touching...
Even the cake was in tiers.
(Obligatory cake day joke.)
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with touching pasta.
I’m feeling cannelloni right now.
I always used to get small shocks when touching metal objects, but it recently stopped.
Needless to say, I'm ex-static.
I always used to get small shocks when touching metal objects, but it recently stopped...
Needless to say, I'm ex-static...
1 pun was hidden from this page.
Show all.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
