The wedding was so touching that

even the cake was in tiers.

Edit: Thank you so much guys! I never expected this to reach 10k upvotes! You guys truly made my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anoobypro
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Heart transplant is a really heart touching surgery

Yeah that was it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_boogeyman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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A touching conversation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyYoda
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Touching
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bleacher_seat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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A man had a fetish for touching and hearing, one day his friend got mad and slapped and yelled at the man

He ended up coming to his senses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JK-AJ27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I used to get painful shocks when touching a doorknob...

...but not anymore! I'm ex-static!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xero19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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The invention of the shovel was just touching the surface of what today's is groundbreaking technology can achieve.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ing_die
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Why do bacteria wait 5s before touching the food?

they first have to skip an ad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leolannister
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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I love watching touching videos of people helping each other.

I’m just afraid that it’s not social distancing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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What do you call an it teacher touching up his students..?

A PDF File

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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My last girlfriend left me because of my obsession with touching pasta.

Feeling cannelloni right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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I went to a car show in a huge warehouse and everyone was just touching all the cars filling the huge room...

It was wall-to-wall car petting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/webguy1975
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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A guy walks up to his son and says,"Son, if you don't stop touching yourself, you will go blind."

Son says,"Dad, I'm over here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TherealZaneJT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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I was teaching in the classroom when I suddenly started touching one of my pupils.

The itching in my eye was really out of control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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I've always gotten small shocks when touching metal objects, but that stopped recently.

Needless to say, I'm ex-static.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamoose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2017
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I have a friend who can tell what a kitchen top is made of just by touching it.

He's counter-intuitive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverwingedOther
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2016
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There was a surgeon who accidentally killed a patient by touching his heart with his bear hands.

He gave the patient's family a heartfelt apology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flameoguy
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2017
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My wife got so mad at me when I kept touching her with the remote...

She said, β€œWhat are you doing!?”

Me, β€œsheesh, just trying to turn you on”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dragnflry
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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What is the most touching death a tree can hope for?

A sappy ending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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I just watched this wonderful and touching movie about a chef in Northern China.

Set in Northern China, this movie follows the rite of passage of a jaded, aimless Chinese chef who falls in love with a worn out cooking pan that he and his friends once scorned. The two develop a powerful and inspirational relationship in which they discover truths about cooking that take most people a lifetime to learn. It's called A Wok to Remember

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A friend of mine was saying that touching his toes counted as a workout

I thought it was a bit of a stretch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/54m
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2016
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The wedding vows were so touching...

Even the cake was in tiers.

(Obligatory cake day joke.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChillWisdom
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with touching pasta.

I’m feeling cannelloni right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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I always used to get small shocks when touching metal objects, but it recently stopped.

Needless to say, I'm ex-static.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eleventhearlofmar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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I always used to get small shocks when touching metal objects, but it recently stopped...

Needless to say, I'm ex-static...

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2017
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