Do you know what happened to Jack Ma after he criticized the Chinese Government?

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"I love you from my heart to-ma-toes"
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Yes, Ma’am!
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How does Yo-Yo Ma greet his neighbors in the morning?

Chello!

Alternatively:

What is Yo-Yo Ma's favorite dairy dessert?

Chello pudding!

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Which one stole your broom ma’am? Can you pick her out of a line up?

No it was Witch two officer!

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ma milkshakes
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Who got the keys to ma...
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It's tradition in my family to always put up the Chris-mas decorations the day after Thanksgiving
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You wanna know what gets ma goat

El chupacabra

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So you all feel a bit less post ma-lonely
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One time I caused a massive cold outbreak in school when I lived in MA

I made Massachusetts live up to its name.

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Ouch that's gonna leave a ma-
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When the pimp's in the crib ma
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Ma nek
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I've been listening to Yo Yo Ma...

... I have to say, I find his work very up and down.

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Yo-Yo Ma goes back and forth on a string.
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[Request] A x-mas themed pun about slag/smelting

Context: My brother made a forge this summer and mom kept the slag from his first firing. She's using it in a x-mas ornament present for him and we can't think of anything witty to write on it. If anyone can think of a good one, we'd love to hear it!

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I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christ mas.

It wasn't her main present, just a stocking filler!

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A lesbian threesome is just a ma'am sandwich.
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The founder of SpaceX is releasing a new fragrance line this X-mas season.

It's the upper-echelon Musk collection.

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Did you hear about the Yo-Yo Ma cover of the Coldplay album?

It was all cello.

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My dad got my ma earlier.

Ma: "cake must of got a bit squashed walking around town earlier." Dad: "What's a cake doing walking around town?"

He then proceeded to walk away laughing to himself while we all sighed .

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In Salem, MA doing a Witch Tour and Dad pulls this one...

Guide: I love questions, so at any point on the tour feel free to ask!

Me: Witches are part of the Wicca religion, correct? (Having little knowledge of it)

Dad: Don't ask the guide, look it up on....wiccapedia. Get it?

Tour guide laughs and I facepalm.

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My dad and I were talking about what we got my ma for Christmas..

Me: "I got her bath salt for the tub"

Dad: "Oh you got her bath salt? Good, that will go nicely with the bath pepper I got her"

I started to say "what's bath pepper" but stopped myself and just started laughing.

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a-ma.zing

My daughter is going to an adventure in a cornfield. I said, "you're going to a maize maze." She said, "corny."

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