A list of puns related to "Pregnant"
Because ken came in a different box...
The woman asked the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They're both fine. And, you're brother named them for you.
Woman: No No No! Not my brother. He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Ohh, that's actually a nice name. What about the boy?
Doctor: deeply sighs Denephew.
But I think they're kidding.
I told her it was because Ken came in another box.
A kinder surprise🤣😂
"Yes, I was just about to tell you. How did you know?"
"When I left work today, I said Not if I see you first!"
Because they're calfinated
Because the pregnant one has two horsepower.
With years of waiting I finally said "Hay pregnant I'm dad" "No, no you are not" she responded
A Bison.
She has the worst stutter ever.
Are ovary acting to the situation.
A human submarine
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Suddenly the contractions Start.
"Can't, won't, I'm, haven't, don't, isn't" she said.
Sometimes the contractions gets so strong, she shouts "y'all'd've"
They’re great at deliveries
They have double the horsepower
She was having a midwife crisis.
It's having babies in the spring.
Double Stuffed
She’s going to have her baby in the spring!
Because their husbands have “hallo weenies”. Lol happy holidays y’all.
To celebrate, we invited all the family and friends we could to my parents' house and then made the big announcement. Everyone was ecstatic and my father in particular was driven to tears. At a certain point during the night he pulled me aside and led me into his study, which I had never really been inside until this point. He opened a safe and produced cigars a bottle of whiskey and a large, beautifully bound book.
"I could never have asked for a better son," my father said, lighting the cigars and pouring the whiskey. "I hope you think I was a good enough father to deserve you."
"Of course, Dad," I said, "You were all I could've asked for and I wish my son admires me even half as much as I admire you."
"Now I've shared with you nearly everything I know," he said, "But not this one thing. This is the Big Book of Dad Jokes. There are many like it but this one is special. My father gave it to me when your mother and I first found out she was pregnant with you, and I studied it and studied it, learning all the dad jokes I could and mastering book's secrets. I hope it serves you as well as it served me in being a father... No... I know it will serve you well. I love you, my son."
"Dad... I don't know what to say... I'm honoured..."
"Hi Honoured, I'm Dad."
I responded with hi pregnant, i'm dad.
"No you're not."
I told her that I wanted to name the first one Kate. She asked what I wanted to name the second one. I answered Duplicate.
To which I replied “No it doesn’t.”
A contraction.
“Nah, it’s probably womb temperature!"
Three months later I was born.
Em-bro-yos
I bet Lot's wife was salty when she found out.
Baby Shower thoughts.
her husband named him "Carson"
Me: Seriously!?
Wife: It's a prank! Happy April Fools!
Me: You mean you're not pregnant?
Wife: No, I mean you're not the father.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
You can unscrew a light bulb
The last one was mad she came in 10th place
When she came home I asked her which class she was in. She told me "They gave me C-Section."
The woman asked the doctor about the baby.
The doctor: Congratulations. You had twins, both boys. They're both fine. And your brother named them a for you.
Woman: No. No. No! Not my brother. He's an idiot! What did he name them?
Doctor: He named one of them Pete, after your deceased father as he told me.
Woman: Oh that's actually a very nice name. What did he name the other boy?
Doctor: deeply sighs RePete.
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
After 6 months, she woke up and asked the doctor about her kids, the doctor said "you had twins and they're both fine". She then asked who names them. The doctor said her brother then the woman started going "No, no, no, no, no, no." The doctor asked what's wrong. The woman said "my brother's an idiot! What'd he name them?" The doctor said "he named the girl Denise. The woman said "oh, that's not bad, what'd he name the boy?" The doctor said "Denephew."
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily your brother named them for you. Woman: oh no, not my brother, what an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy? Doctor: Denephew.
No you're not.
Hi pregnant, I'm dad!
She has the worst stutter ever.
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