A list of puns related to "Pregnant Football"
So I buy 4 tickets for a football game and I take my pregnant wife, our son, and our daughter. We look for seating, but we can't find our section.
Me: *Thinks to self and looks at tickets*... These tickets are for the section C.
Me: Honey, where's the C section?
Wife: Um, I didn't get one yet.
Me: *Looks below*
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