I wanted to become a fun guy.
Lena could not leave them on the side of the road so they scooped the babies up and put them in the car. As they drove the baby skunks managed to make their way from the floor up Lena's dress and settled on her lap. Lena looked at Ole and said "the skunks are under my dress". Ole said "Zat's OK dear zey are settled down". Lena said "Vhat about the smell?". Ole said, "Oh, don't worry dear they will get used to it!"
Because all the leaves are brown.
Because it was grounded.
And that’s how baby showers are made
It's pasture bedtime!
Bi-son.
The dad suddenly sits up, sniffs the air and runs to the narrow opening.
"Somebody is baking! I smell nutmeg!"
The mother runs over and wedges herself in the remaining opening.
"Ooh! I smell vanilla and cinnamon!"
The baby poked and prodded but couldn't get past his mom and dad to smell the outside air.
"Oh man! All I smell is mole asses!"
“You’re an udder disappointment.”
Where's Pop Corn?
I was very surprised that he responded : "Yes, because I am A Man!"
Ad YourMominem!
MumFord and Sons , in theatres this December.
...so I took the batteries out of the smoke detector.
Because he was a lil chili
Warned I'd get tired then exhausted by them if I did
She has no standard deviation.
Time to go to SWEEP! Little Taffy #1 (Greyson) Dadjoking the stream 3/18/2015
She was helping our daughter with her instrument, when our oldest son walks in.
"Were you playing 'Kumbayah, my Lord'?"
"Yes, my vassal."
It took me a minute.
its pasture bed time
Where's pop corn?
"Where is pop corn"
