A polar bear cub goes up to his dad and asks, "Poppa? Am I a purebred polar bear?"

His dad says yes.

"And you and momma? Are you both purebred polar bears?"

"Of course, son. If you're purebred, we would have to be."

"What about your parents? Were they purebred polar bears?"

"Yes, son. This is what I'm trying to tell you."

"What about mom's parents? Were they purebred polar bears?"

"Son, they have to be. Look, you're a purebred polar bear, we're all purebred polar bears, okay? Why do you keep asking if you're a purebred polar bear?!"

"Because I'm freezing!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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What did the poppa melon say when his daughter melon decided to go to Vegas with her boyfriend?

Have a good time honey, but you cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/girthanthiclopse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2015
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I accidentally burned my Hawaiian pizza.

Should have used aloha temperature.

My son made that one up. Proud poppa here!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juevolitos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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What is Moby Dicks Dads name?

Poppa Boner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthVinnie915
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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My 3yr Old Daughter Has Good Dad Joke Instincts

We are hanging out and I'm asking her silly questions.

I asked, "Does a horse say "meow"?" She quickly responded with a big smile... "Nay!"

I'm a proud poppa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1dolla2dolla
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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Who wrote Moby dick?

Herman Melville, but that whale never wrote him back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mung_tyson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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My dad is planning jokes just in case

He told me if he ever has to use a wheelchair he'll make me call him "poppa wheelie"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cooleric
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2016
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Car humor

My friend locked his keys in his car last night. As the pop-a-lock guy showed up last night my friend apologized.

"I really am sorry to pull you away from momma lock, poppa lock"

Groans all around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CuntnessEvermean
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2015
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They grow up so quickly

Just know my daughter asked: "What's for dinner?"

I said, "Food."

She then said: "What kind of food?"

Not letting me speak, she answered herself: "I know, the type I eat."

Brings a tear to a poppa's eye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RocketRobby
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2014
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