The Mama Roach asked "What will happen to us if that human sprays us with Raid?"

The Papa Roach replied "Suffocation. No breathing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SammDogg619
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Where's popcorn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

Its pasture bedtime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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My son said his first word "Mama"

i had no choice but to say " just killed a man"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Mama panda has the jokes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snowball_Diamond
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What did the mama strawberry say when she saw the mutilated corpses of her children?

β€œThat’s my jam”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terfsfugoff
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Mama Frog was really struggling with her youngest, Little Hop. He couldn’t seem to sit still!

That is, at least not long enough to learn any of the many, many important things a frog needs to learn in order to be a frog.

You see, a frog needs to be super slick in order to get by. A frog without proper skills, well, he may as well be a toad.

Anyways, every time Mama Frog went about trying to teach Little Hop something, he would just bounce.. and bounce.. and bounce..

And every time Mama Frog had reached her limit of patience, right before giving up, she’d say to Little Hop, β€œIf you keep on keepin’ on hoppin around all aimless, I’m gonna turn you into a toad!”

Which, upon hearing, Little Hop would stop his hop and settle. You see, he knew well enough that he wanted no part of being a toad.

Well, on one particular day, during one such lesson, Little Hop had taken again to bouncing here, and bouncing there - and just about everywhere besides a place he could listen! And on this same particular day, Mama Frog’s patience was worn real, real, thin, you see, and she got sudden filled with a terrible frustration.

And just like a firecracker went off, in a sudden snap, Mama Frog turned Little Hop straight into a toad!

And when it was done, Mama Frog looked at him direct, shook her head, and said..

β€œI toad you so.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martianrome
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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mama mia
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacos_21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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How did mama Moose differentiate between her twin son Moose?

With a Moosetash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Mama, is this safe to eat?

No honey, it's for holding valuables.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vexidemalprince
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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He mama'd his a last mia
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RockGTR
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Three tomatoes are walking down a street: papa tomato, mama tomato, and baby tomato. The baby tomato starts lagging behind and papa tomato gets really angry, goes back and squishes him. He says...

Ketchup!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/User1N23456
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...

Honeycomb home!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Mama fly and baby fly were hanging out at the coroner’s office. The coroner was enjoying a sandwich while he performed an autopsy. Baby fly landed on the sandwich as the coroner took a bite. Mama fly jumped into action and hit the man in the eye and baby fly escaped out of his mouth.

. Mama fly looked into baby fly’s eyes and said,

β€œNobody puts baby in a coroner”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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My 8 y.o. son just discovered Yo Mama jokes. Here’s the first one he told me: Your Mama’s so fat

Donald Trump’s gonna use her for his border wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blisterson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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The mama buffalo dropped off her son off at school. What did she say?

"Bison!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alpha_Supreme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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OC: What is it called when a mama cat delivers her babies in the cat box?

A litter litter, literally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatcatmikachu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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In honour of mother's day, I'm going to tell yo mama jokes

Because she's a sweet lady with a great sense of humour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extraflux
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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Why did the mama rocket send the baby rocket to his room?

She didn't like his attitude

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2017
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Mama Buffalo is dropping Baby buffalo off at school.

She says Bye son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/indielib
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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What did the Papa Blanket say to the Mama Blanket when the Baby Blanket was crying?

Comforter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hydrent
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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What did baby corn say to mama corn?

Where’s popcorn?

Have been unfollowed due to this joke...guess they thought it was too corny πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WindsOfWinter89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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What did the mama volcano say to the baby volcano when it wet the bed?

It's ok you are just incontinent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aardvarkheart
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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Yo mama is so fat ,she takes selfies in panaromic mode

Until her phone runs out of battery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suparna131
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Son: I'm done eating, Mama!

Dad: You're done eating Mama?!

Just heard this in the table behind me. Not a laugh was had. I thought I'd give him the credit he deserves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesyncopater
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2015
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My boyfriend and I saw a mama duck with 2 ducklings today

Me: I wonder where the papa duck is.

BF: He's left the family due to his quack addiction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mydogisarhino
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2016
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There's a Mama Taco, a Daddy Taco, and a Baby Taco. Who watches Baby Taco when Mama Taco and Daddy Taco go out on a date?

Aunt Chilada

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πŸ‘€︎ u/palmdal3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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What did the mama bullet say to the papa bullet?

We’re going to have a B.B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fredtheuser
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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What did the mama cow said to the baby cow?

It's pasture bedtime

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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What did the baby corn say to mama corn ?

Where's pop corn ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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What did the baby corn say to mama corn?

Where’s my pop corn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otacon368
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What did baby corn say to mama corn?

β€œWhere is popcorn?!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bliizzyondekk1
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Where's popcorn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/titi415
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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What did baby corn say to Mama corn?

Where's Popcorn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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what did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

it's pasture bedtime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keyanchristian
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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What did baby corn say to mama corn?

Where's popcorn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NerdPapaya69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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What did the baby corn say to the Mama corn?

Where's Pop?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dpenton
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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What did the baby come say to mama corn?

Where's pop corn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jordeeeezy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2018
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What did the mama cow say to her calf?

It's pasture bedtime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSBoe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2017
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What did mama buffalo say to little buffalo before he left for school?

Bison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bolloxofaref
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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What did the mama bullet say to the papa bullet?

We’re going to have a B.B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fredtheuser
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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