Where's popcorn?
Its pasture bedtime
i had no choice but to say " just killed a man"
“That’s my jam”
No honey... it’s for storing our valuables.
That is, at least not long enough to learn any of the many, many important things a frog needs to learn in order to be a frog.
You see, a frog needs to be super slick in order to get by. A frog without proper skills, well, he may as well be a toad.
Anyways, every time Mama Frog went about trying to teach Little Hop something, he would just bounce.. and bounce.. and bounce..
And every time Mama Frog had reached her limit of patience, right before giving up, she’d say to Little Hop, “If you keep on keepin’ on hoppin around all aimless, I’m gonna turn you into a toad!”
Which, upon hearing, Little Hop would stop his hop and settle. You see, he knew well enough that he wanted no part of being a toad.
Well, on one particular day, during one such lesson, Little Hop had taken again to bouncing here, and bouncing there - and just about everywhere besides a place he could listen! And on this same particular day, Mama Frog’s patience was worn real, real, thin, you see, and she got sudden filled with a terrible frustration.
And just like a firecracker went off, in a sudden snap, Mama Frog turned Little Hop straight into a toad!
And when it was done, Mama Frog looked at him direct, shook her head, and said..
“I toad you so.”
With a Moosetash
Ketchup!
Honeycomb home!
. Mama fly looked into baby fly’s eyes and said,
“Nobody puts baby in a coroner”
Donald Trump’s gonna use her for his border wall.
A litter litter, literally.
"Bison!"
Because she's a sweet lady with a great sense of humour.
She says Bye son.
Comforter.
She didn't like his attitude
Where’s popcorn?
Have been unfollowed due to this joke...guess they thought it was too corny 🤷🏼♂️
It's ok you are just incontinent.
Until her phone runs out of battery
Dad: You're done eating Mama?!
Just heard this in the table behind me. Not a laugh was had. I thought I'd give him the credit he deserves.
Me: I wonder where the papa duck is.
BF: He's left the family due to his quack addiction
We’re going to have a B.B.
Aunt Chilada
It's pasture bedtime
No honey, it's for holding valuables.
Where's pop corn ?
Where’s my pop corn?
“Where is popcorn?!”
Where's popcorn?
Where's popcorn?
Where's Pop?
"Where's popcorn?"
Where's pop corn?
Bison
It's pasture bedtime.
We’re going to have a B.B.
