Does he call himself Lil Uzi Horizont?
What do you call a Dinosaur that knows everything?
A herd-it-before!
Mesquite skeet
"Wow! I didn't think you'd like rap music!"
"I didn't, either," the old man replied. "It all started after my hip op".
When people ask why i will say i get inspired by what my mom calls me
TURNIPS! (TURN UPS)
Both are famous for saying “What?”
A lil' drain.
Oak, eh!
they say his bars are from space
It took him a moment to process what I had said, and then he looked at me shocked and asked. "Are you saying that I'm adopted?" It was priceless.
(No, he isn't adopted)
He wants his lean back.
He was feeling a Lil Weezy
I mean, batman was a lil Wayne once and he turned out alright..
Wife was paying for the stuff when the cashier asked " Do you have gas?" Norma said "No", I immediately said "She was asking if you farted"
Cashier was stone faced. Norma gave me "The look" and lady next to us cracked up. I won!!
My sister was drawing with scented markers and held up the orange one and exclaimed...
Her: "This one smells like oranges!"
Me: "Well that only makes scents."
Followed by my mother groaning.
