When Lil Uzi Vert lies down...

Does he call himself Lil Uzi Horizont?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstleyAstroplane
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Why panning the river in my brain, this lil' gold nugget came to me.

What do you call a Dinosaur that knows everything?

A herd-it-before!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yolosute
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I asked Lil Pump what he thought about Roblox.

He said "I love it"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebatm3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What is Lil Jon’s favourite type of wood for bbq?

Mesquite skeet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dragontail
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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A teenage girl came across an elderly man sitting next to his radio, tapping his cane to a Lil Wayne song.

"Wow! I didn't think you'd like rap music!"

"I didn't, either," the old man replied. "It all started after my hip op".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kleefband
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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lil wayne
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πŸ‘€︎ u/liltrigger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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Im going to be a rapper called Lil Shit

When people ask why i will say i get inspired by what my mom calls me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CommunismBoi111
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What is lil Jon's favorite vegetable?

TURNIPS! (TURN UPS)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pfly83
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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What does Lil’ Jon and Beethoven have in common?

Both are famous for saying β€œWhat?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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My lil elepuns imgur.com/mG2KrH0
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What did Lil John say to the arborist?

Oak, eh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Macauley_Sulkin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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How do you get rid of a Lil' Wayne

A lil' drain.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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Have you heard of the new upcoming rapper, Lil Keyboard?

they say his bars are from space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLilSleepy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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Friend:whats your rapper name? Me: Lil pup
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jojagurdoesreddit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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Apparently Lil Jon is going to be the fourteenth doctor

So that makes him Doctor WHAT!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Crafty lil buggers

Police have reported a man going into local craft stores dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeepmojo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Clever lil' chicken delivery imgur.com/xGsHA4o
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Told my lil brother, that my dad could beat up his dad

It took him a moment to process what I had said, and then he looked at me shocked and asked. "Are you saying that I'm adopted?" It was priceless.

(No, he isn't adopted)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hitno
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2017
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where do you go when you're thirsty but also need to tell on your lil bitch ass brother who broke something?
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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2017
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Why does Lil Wayne hate Fat Joe?

He wants his lean back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daalmightywart
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the hospital?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HE77B0Y
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2017
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People say lil Wayne is rude and immature but I think there's still some hope for him.

I mean, batman was a lil Wayne once and he turned out alright..

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Lil Wayne [x-post from r/funny]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrunchyRaddish
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2012
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I hop this lil-y note co-wart-ced to pond-er a different parking spot imgur.com/xPNJhnJ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pooterification
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2014
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Took a lil drive while turkey was cooking today. We stopped at a convenience station for a snack.

Wife was paying for the stuff when the cashier asked " Do you have gas?" Norma said "No", I immediately said "She was asking if you farted"

Cashier was stone faced. Norma gave me "The look" and lady next to us cracked up. I won!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogy650
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2014
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I think Lil Wayne should check out Dad Jokes imgur.com/BACprEc
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolchris731
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2013
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Got my lil sister.

My sister was drawing with scented markers and held up the orange one and exclaimed...

Her: "This one smells like oranges!"

Me: "Well that only makes scents."

Followed by my mother groaning.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2014
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