Saw this little diddy and had to pass it along
Little Diddy....with Jack and Diane.
Years ago my dad asked me about P Diddy.
If P Diddy was listed in the phone book would he be under Diddy P?
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
58
Did you hear Puff Daddy got hit by a car?
Didnβt see it coming, diddy?
What did Puff Daddy say to his dog when they saw a dinosaur?
Diddy-saurus, Rex?
Shitty Band Names
Can you guys come up with toilet-based puns for musicians/band names? Like Poo Fighters, Turdy Seconds from Mars, sTool, Pee Diddy, Our Lady Piss, Fart Minor, Michael PooplΓ©. That's all I have for now :D
dad joked my roommate
Roommate: Did you hear that Diddy interrupted Drake's concert to call him out for stealing his beats? Me: Did he?
