What did the baby corn say to the mamma corn?

Where's popcorn?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_ivy_ally
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Just came home to find my wife watching Mamma Mia for the 50th time

Here we go again

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/emu404
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2019
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Mamma mia!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/QuickQuiver
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2018
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What did the mamma llama say to the baby llama said he was out of lunch money?

"Alpaca lunch for you”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jgsmith516
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Mamma knew some pigs in her day...

...but Papua New Guinea.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MaxwellSinclair
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If Shaft was a lumberjack, would that make him a plaid mamma jamma?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LegoGreenLantern
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My ex wife has started dating an Italian bricklayer.

She said, "It's cement to be...."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09 2021
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What do you call an Italian ghost?

A Gabba Ghoul

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Slutwhoria
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Idk if this is popular, found on facebook
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StrykerXVX
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I had a job making spaghetti noodles...

but I was fired. They said I had limited PASTA-bilities.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/youtellmebob
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Pasta la vista baby
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ethan-The-Awesome23
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alligators can grow up to 20 feet

but most grow four

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/buckeyespud
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Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?

He pasta way

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Across19
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How do you roast a chicken?

Yo mama so fat, she couldn’t even cross the road!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mookster1338
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2019
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Why couldn't the opera singer touch his toes?

Feet are low...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2018
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My THREE year old daughter dad joked ME.

So you're all going to know some personal info about me: my middle name is Mansfield.

My youngest daughter is obsessed with middle names. She'll ask complete strangers what their middle name is. Not their name, not their surname, just their middle name.

She asked (again) what my middle name is, so I replied

> Mansfield

She said "Well I'm going to call mamma's middle name is Ladysfield... and mine Girlsfield"

...

At three she out dad-joked me

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PoglaTheGrate
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22 2014
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Bjorn to be a father

My dad: β€œYour brother just sent me a message saying he’d seen the new Mamma Mia, I sent him a photo of me and the new car”

Me: β€œ.....”

My dad:”I told him he’d now seen the new Papa Kia too”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/uncledjibrilsnephew
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07 2018
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This page brings back fond memories for me. (Dad joke inside as well)

My dad had a real goofy and dadly sense of humor. He past a way about 4 years ago but all the jokes here remind me of the ones he used to make. I'm smiling so hard as I go through these.

One of my favorites was the mole joke: One day a house near a molehill was making pancakes. Daddy mole comes up, sniffs, and says,"I smell pancakes." Mamma mole pops up next to him, sniffs, and says I smell pancakes too!" Baby mole hears his parents but can't get past their rear ends. So he says,"All I smell is molasses!"

7 year old me was in tears every time!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lets_improve_us
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This was one of my Dads favorites for years whenever he was looking for my mother.

Dad: "hey, you seen Joe around?"

Me: "joe....? Joe who?"

Dad: "JOE MAMMA!!"

I mean, he has said it so many times, we just call my mom joe sometimes....

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ozone63
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16 2013
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Soooo my daughter is grounded

My teenage daughter it's grounded from her phone, and is trying to explain to her mamma what haircut she wants. She asked "can I show you what the haircut looks like?" to which her mom replied, "yeah sure, draw me a picture."

Edit Kind of a Mom joke

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheyFUInTheDriveThru
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Dad, who's here?

Dad : Joe

Me: Joe who?

Dad : JOE MAMMA

My dad did this everytime his friend Joe came to the house. I think she enjoyed the joke as much as I did.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Faaip-De-Oiad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15 2014
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What did the Baby Corn say to the Mamma Corn?

Where's Popcorn?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crazoj
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