What did the baby corn say to the mamma corn?

Where's popcorn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_ivy_ally
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Just came home to find my wife watching Mamma Mia for the 50th time

Here we go again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Mamma mia!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuickQuiver
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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What did the mamma llama say to the baby llama said he was out of lunch money?

"Alpaca lunch for you”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jgsmith516
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Mamma knew some pigs in her day...

...but Papua New Guinea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaxwellSinclair
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2017
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If Shaft was a lumberjack, would that make him a plaid mamma jamma?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegoGreenLantern
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2015
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My ex wife has started dating an Italian bricklayer.

She said, "It's cement to be...."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What do you call an Italian ghost?

A Gabba Ghoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slutwhoria
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Idk if this is popular, found on facebook
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StrykerXVX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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I had a job making spaghetti noodles...

but I was fired. They said I had limited PASTA-bilities.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Pasta la vista baby
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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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alligators can grow up to 20 feet

but most grow four

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?

He pasta way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Across19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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How do you roast a chicken?

Yo mama so fat, she couldn’t even cross the road!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mookster1338
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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Why couldn't the opera singer touch his toes?

Feet are low...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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My THREE year old daughter dad joked ME.

So you're all going to know some personal info about me: my middle name is Mansfield.

My youngest daughter is obsessed with middle names. She'll ask complete strangers what their middle name is. Not their name, not their surname, just their middle name.

She asked (again) what my middle name is, so I replied

> Mansfield

She said "Well I'm going to call mamma's middle name is Ladysfield... and mine Girlsfield"


At three she out dad-joked me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoglaTheGrate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2014
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Bjorn to be a father

My dad: β€œYour brother just sent me a message saying he’d seen the new Mamma Mia, I sent him a photo of me and the new car”

Me: β€œ.....”

My dad:”I told him he’d now seen the new Papa Kia too”

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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This page brings back fond memories for me. (Dad joke inside as well)

My dad had a real goofy and dadly sense of humor. He past a way about 4 years ago but all the jokes here remind me of the ones he used to make. I'm smiling so hard as I go through these.

One of my favorites was the mole joke: One day a house near a molehill was making pancakes. Daddy mole comes up, sniffs, and says,"I smell pancakes." Mamma mole pops up next to him, sniffs, and says I smell pancakes too!" Baby mole hears his parents but can't get past their rear ends. So he says,"All I smell is molasses!"

7 year old me was in tears every time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lets_improve_us
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2013
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This was one of my Dads favorites for years whenever he was looking for my mother.

Dad: "hey, you seen Joe around?"

Me: "joe....? Joe who?"

Dad: "JOE MAMMA!!"

I mean, he has said it so many times, we just call my mom joe sometimes....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ozone63
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2013
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Soooo my daughter is grounded

My teenage daughter it's grounded from her phone, and is trying to explain to her mamma what haircut she wants. She asked "can I show you what the haircut looks like?" to which her mom replied, "yeah sure, draw me a picture."

Edit Kind of a Mom joke

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2015
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Dad, who's here?

Dad : Joe

Me: Joe who?


My dad did this everytime his friend Joe came to the house. I think she enjoyed the joke as much as I did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faaip-De-Oiad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2014
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What did the Baby Corn say to the Mamma Corn?

Where's Popcorn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazoj
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2017
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