Mammary Puns

A list of puns related to "Mammary"

Cow #1: Remember the first time we were milked by the farmer?

Cow #2: This brings back mammaries.

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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What did the vampire say to his girlfriend as he nuzzled her bosom?

Fangs for the mammaries.

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👤︎ u/johnnay8
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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I was asked why I like big breasts.

I always believed that it's the mammary that counts.

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👤︎ u/Apollo1366
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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I had breast cancer once...

Those were some bad mammaries.

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👤︎ u/thesockster
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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Shouldn’t breast implants . . .

Be made of mammary foam?

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👤︎ u/thomoz
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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My wife has a container of all her old bra's

They are in her mammary box

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👤︎ u/jimmytheelf
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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Why is milk the fastest thing ever? reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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👤︎ u/tylercrane110
📅︎ Jul 08 2018
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When I think about all the boobs I’ve touched over the course of my life....

It’s like a trip down mammary lane

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👤︎ u/vfr86
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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I remember the first time I got to second base...

Ahhh, the mammaries

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👤︎ u/dreph
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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My wife can only breastfeed our baby for short periods of time.

Her doctor says it’s because of her short term mammary.

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👤︎ u/evetSgiB
📅︎ May 16 2019
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I’m gonna start selling bras that make women’s breasts look smaller

We’re calling it ‘Spanx for the Mammaries’

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👤︎ u/Waziot
📅︎ Jul 01 2019
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The times I've played with boobs...

...are some of my fondest mammaries.

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👤︎ u/KyleMistry
📅︎ Jul 24 2013
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Street Numbers

On my street the addresses were marked 34B,36C, 40DD.....trip down Mammary Lane.

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👤︎ u/Garyfromtucson
📅︎ Oct 18 2018
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Have you heard the George Jones song about the woman with poisonous breast milk?

It goes “if drinking don’t kill me, her mammaries will”.

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👤︎ u/egb233
📅︎ Jun 25 2018
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TIL how babies are able to breastfeed in their sleep

Muscle mammary.

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👤︎ u/bondjimbond
📅︎ May 08 2018
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I remember the first time I saw a boob

It's a cherished mammary

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👤︎ u/thatguyfromchicago
📅︎ Oct 14 2015
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I remember my ex's boobs.

Those were great mammaries.

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👤︎ u/maxxxout
📅︎ Jun 30 2016
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Just hit my girlfriend with this one. Not even a dad but I'm preparing myself for the day.

My girlfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. I put my head on her chest.

ME: Your boobs make good pillows. HER: Yea they are pretty soft. ME: Are they made of mammary-foam?

She paused for a moment before groaning and eventually giving it a good chuckle. So proud.

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👤︎ u/no_cow_level
📅︎ Jan 04 2014
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What do you call storage containers for breast implant production?

Tanks for the Mammaries...

My dad insisted that I post this here...

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👤︎ u/CashMoney5616
📅︎ May 24 2017
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