... because her eyes are Frozen... Maybe
My 5 year old just said this to me
Four, all in tents and porpoises.
FunGus
Where's popcorn?
A babe-bee.
"To make myself beautiful!" said his mother.
A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" he asked. "Are you giving up?"
I'll call it Oedipal Arrangements.
I vant to suck your titties
...son?
Why did bill iron all his wives shirts?
Because he needed to himpress
“Just brush it off!”
"We first need to prey."
I told her:
Breastfeeding is tough for Mommy, it really takes a lot out of her
She's momniscient.
We’re gonna have a BB!
A bat mobile!
Me - "Maybe you'll be a teacher one day!"
Wife - "A teacher???"
Me - "Well he's already a tutor!"
…but as he grows older and bigger, Daddy Balloon insists he sleeps in his own bed.
Baby Balloon doesn't like being all alone, he misses his Mommy and Daddy so much, that after a few nights, he tries to sneak back into Mommy Balloon and Daddy Balloon's bed, only to find that he had grown too big to fit in the bed with them!
He decides to let some air out of Mommy Balloon, but there's still not enough room, so he let's some air out of Daddy Balloon, but again there's not enough room, so he lets some air out of himself and finally he fits into the bed!
Well, the following morning Daddy Balloon is furious!
"I am very disappointed with you!" says Daddy Balloon. "Not only have you let your Mother down, but you have let me down and let yourself down!"
The baby said excitedly "it was awesome; everyone was clapping for me!"
My spouse said this to our son at dinner time.
I replied, "Well, there's that and the fact that she's a keeper!"
