Did you hear about the mummy that just woke up and is still convinced he’s ruler of Egypt? When told ‘that’s impossible’ he flew into a rage, ran away, and jumped in a river.
People say he’s in da Nile
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
I'll see myself out
What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time?
Why did the mummy get fined by the FCC?
Son, What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Huh, they listen to Wrap music !
Did you hear they just diacovered an Egyptian mummy that was covered in chocolate and hazelnuts?
The true identity of the mummy was...
Why was the mummy writing a letter to the poltergeist?
Because it had received a ghost card
Why didn't the mummy have any hobbies?
He was too wrapped up in his work.
What is a mummy's favourite genre of music?
What did the mummy say after his therapy session?
Thanks doc, it was so hard keeping all that under wraps
Archaeologists in Egypt have unearthed a tomb containing a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts.
They believe it is the remains of the long lost Pharaoh Rocher.
What’s a mummy’s favorite type of investment security?
What do you call Ryan Gosling in a mummy costume?
What did the mummy cow say to the baby cow?
Why are women attracted to mummies?
This mummy is sore...
It needs a Cairo-practor.
Why don't people care about mummies anymore?
What do you call two mummies who fart together?
They have toots'in'common
I went to dinner with a cannibal family I know. The conversation was flowing. Their daughter suddenly piped up “Mummy I don’t like Nanny”. The mother replied...
“Well leave her on the side and just eat your vegetables”.
Why are mummies so hard for archaeologists to find?
Because they’re all kept under wraps.
What do you call a male Mummy with a cold?
I'm not sure either. Sir Cough I guess.
Why didn't the mummy finish his Halloween candy?
Why are mummys scared of vacation?
They're afraid to unwind.
What kind of music do mummy's like?
After dad came back from his hunting trip we were eager to know what kind of meat was on our plates, so we asked him for a clue. Well, he said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes."
That's when my little sister screamed to me, "Don't eat it, it's an asshole."
Why doesn’t a mummy ever take a vacation?
He’s worried he will relax and unwind.
What do you call a mummy with a sore throat?
I don’t know.
Sir Cough I guess.
What did the baby corn say to mummy corn?
How does a mummy end a photoshoot?
He just says "That's a wrap!"
Did you hear about the Ancient Egyptian mummy they found buried with chocolate?
They identified him as Pharaoh Rocher.
What did the baby corn say to the mummy corn?
Where’s pop corn?
Darkest Christmas cracker joke I’ve seen.
What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Rap.
Cheesy for sure but a random older gentleman told me this joke while I was walking around Seattle on a recent trip. Made the day pretty memorable!
Did you hear they found a mummy without bandages?
Archeologists think they started the mummification process, but didn't have time to wrap it up.
Why don’t you see any mummies on the street?
They’re trying to keep it under wraps!
What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time?
Archaeologist digging in a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts
Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche
What type of music do mummy's like?
A new mummy was found in Egypt. It was covered in chocolate and nuts.
The archeologists believe he was known as Pharaoh Rocher!
Why are mummys scared of vacation?
They're afraid to unwind.
What kind of music do Mummies listen to?
Why are mummys scared of vacation?
They're afraid to unwind.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Archaeologists have uncovered a mummy in egypt covered in nuts and chocolate.
They believe it's Pharaoh Roche.
Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts...
They believe it is Pharaoh Rocher...
What kind of music do mummies like the most?
What kind of music do mummies like to listen to?
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