Curse the creator of autocorrect! I asked my friend what the best shampoo to use was, and he replied “Panettone”.
That was last Tuesday, and I still haven’t got all the crumbs out of my hair.
I usually think on my feet, but when a curse turned me into a cat,
it gave me paws.
*Black gets hit by the Killing Curse*
Black: Harry, I’m dead.
Harry: Are you serious?
Black: Yes, I’m dead Sirius.
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy were fighting once when Draco decided to curse Harry with a Hair Growing Spell that grows hair instantly. Ron passed by and said:
Hello Hairy.
Wife: we shouldn’t curse around the kids anymore
Dad: what should I say instead bull-
Wife: Shhh!!! Say snake instead.
Dad: [whispers] this is snakeshit
I’m the kind of guy that would yell “Language” whenever anyone curses. My friend yelled out the F-bomb. I said “Language.” She then flipped me off.
SIGN LANGUAGE
what do you say to someone with Oedipus complex who curses to much?
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Bleeping a curse word is usually funnier than the word itself.
Itself just isn't a very funny word.
What is it called when a tank of natural gas curses? Propane-ity.
Once upon a time an evil witch decided to curse a young prince into a bear. The cursed prince sought help from a good wizard, but he refused. Why?
The prince was unbearable.
Understanding Quantum Mechanics is both a blessing and a curse.
What did the circle say when he lifted the curse from the polygon?
Hexagon
What do the French say when they curse in polite company?
"Excusez mon français!"
[META](x-post from r/science) The curse of dadjokes.
I was amazed to learn that making awful jokes could turn into a disease. I thought this subreddit might be interested.
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160308-the-curse-of-the-people-who-cant-stop-making-puns Sorry I couldn't think of a sick pun for this post.
Curses! sfw
dadgummit!
You say to your toothless father.
I don't curse, I swear.
