Do mummies enjoy going to the movies?

Of corpse they do....

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ajordancpa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20 2021
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What's the mummy's favorite music?

Wrap music

Source- my daughter

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ForeignFlash
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19 2021
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At the museum they're beginning to disassemble the mummies exhibit.

I guess that's a wrap then.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gherkinstein
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31 2021
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What do you call a farting mummy?

Tootin-khamun

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/trashconverters
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17 2021
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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.

Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...

I'll see myself out

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/D3LTAK1L0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30 2020
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What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time?

Toot-in-common.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mitchinatr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18 2020
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Did you hear about the mummy that just woke up and is still convinced he’s ruler of Egypt? When told β€˜that’s impossible’ he flew into a rage, ran away, and jumped in a river.

People say he’s in da Nile

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ProgrammerDouble1737
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2020
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Why did the mummy get fined by the FCC?

Too much cursing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/therealdjbc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06 2020
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Son, What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Huh, they listen to Wrap music !

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/balkso
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10 2020
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Did you hear they just diacovered an Egyptian mummy that was covered in chocolate and hazelnuts?

It's a pharaoh rocher.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OliPark
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2020
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Why was the mummy writing a letter to the poltergeist?

Because it had received a ghost card

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Foamy07
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10 2020
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The true identity of the mummy was...

Under wraps

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SmellyRapscallion
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05 2020
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Why didn't the mummy have any hobbies?

He was too wrapped up in his work.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MySonAteMyHomework
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22 2020
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Archaeologists in Egypt have unearthed a tomb containing a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts.

They believe it is the remains of the long lost Pharaoh Rocher.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/johnster1991
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27 2020
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What do you call Ryan Gosling in a mummy costume?

Ryan Gauzeling

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/someotheroneonline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12 2020
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What’s a mummy’s favorite type of investment security?

Cryptocurrency.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BluPrince
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12 2020
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What did the mummy cow say to the baby cow?

It’s pasture bedtime.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thisDiff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21 2020
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Why are women attracted to mummies?

Pharaoh Moans.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alaska_Engineer
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25 2020
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This mummy is sore...

It needs a Cairo-practor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/engineerwho_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30 2020
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What do you call two mummies who fart together?

They have toots'in'common

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ky_climber
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17 2020
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Why don't people care about mummies anymore?

Cause they ancient

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TJPancaker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25 2020
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I want my mummy
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/saifstfu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2019
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What do you call a male Mummy with a cold?

I'm not sure either. Sir Cough I guess.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shycancouple
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25 2019
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I went to dinner with a cannibal family I know. The conversation was flowing. Their daughter suddenly piped up β€œMummy I don’t like Nanny”. The mother replied...

β€œWell leave her on the side and just eat your vegetables”.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24 2020
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Why are mummies so hard for archaeologists to find?

Because they’re all kept under wraps.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lauren_Crabtree
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2019
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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2019
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After dad came back from his hunting trip we were eager to know what kind of meat was on our plates, so we asked him for a clue. Well, he said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes."

That's when my little sister screamed to me, "Don't eat it, it's an asshole."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14 2019
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Why didn't the mummy finish his Halloween candy?

Because he was stuffed!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BrakemanBob
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07 2019
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What kind of music do mummy's like?

Rap

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06 2019
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Why doesn’t a mummy ever take a vacation?

He’s worried he will relax and unwind.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AllOfTheSoundAndFury
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14 2019
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What do you call a mummy with a sore throat?

I don’t know.

Sir Cough I guess.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30 2019
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What did the baby corn say to mummy corn?

Where’s my pop corn ?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DannyGere
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26 2019
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How does a mummy end a photoshoot?

He just says "That's a wrap!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xevetv
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25 2019
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Did you hear about the Ancient Egyptian mummy they found buried with chocolate?

They identified him as Pharaoh Rocher.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aidanadriana
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13 2018
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What did the baby corn say to the mummy corn?

Where’s pop corn?

Darkest Christmas cracker joke I’ve seen.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jaggington
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2018
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What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time?

Toot-in-common!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13 2020
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What is a mummy's favourite genre of music?

Wrap music.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/D3V1L420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29 2020
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Archaeologist digging in a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts

Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Christopher1295
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08 2020
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A new mummy was found in Egypt. It was covered in chocolate and nuts.

The archeologists believe he was known as Pharaoh Rocher!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15 2019
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What type of music do mummy's like?

Wrap music.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SGTasseater69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22 2019
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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2019
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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2019
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What kind of music do Mummies listen to?

Wrap.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JCandle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2019
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What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13 2019
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Archaeologists have uncovered a mummy in egypt covered in nuts and chocolate.

They believe it's Pharaoh Roche.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/woodceilingfan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2018
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Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts...

They believe it is Pharaoh Rocher...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aabesh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26 2018
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What kind of music do mummies like to listen to?

Wrap

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/reck15
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12 2017
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What kind of music do mummies like the most?

Wrap music.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/monkensteinxstupido
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13 2019
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