Do mummies enjoy going to the movies?
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οΈ Apr 20 2021
What's the mummy's favorite music?
Wrap music
Source- my daughter
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οΈ May 19 2021
At the museum they're beginning to disassemble the mummies exhibit.
I guess that's a wrap then.
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οΈ Mar 31 2021
What do you call a farting mummy?
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οΈ Mar 17 2021
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
I'll see myself out
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οΈ Sep 30 2020
What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time?
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οΈ Feb 18 2020
Did you hear about the mummy that just woke up and is still convinced heβs ruler of Egypt? When told βthatβs impossibleβ he flew into a rage, ran away, and jumped in a river.
People say heβs in da Nile
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οΈ Dec 25 2020
Why did the mummy get fined by the FCC?
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οΈ Oct 06 2020
Son, What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Huh, they listen to Wrap music !
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οΈ Oct 10 2020
Did you hear they just diacovered an Egyptian mummy that was covered in chocolate and hazelnuts?
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οΈ Oct 02 2020
Why was the mummy writing a letter to the poltergeist?
Because it had received a ghost card
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οΈ Sep 10 2020
The true identity of the mummy was...
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οΈ Oct 05 2020
Why didn't the mummy have any hobbies?
He was too wrapped up in his work.
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οΈ Aug 22 2020
Archaeologists in Egypt have unearthed a tomb containing a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts.
They believe it is the remains of the long lost Pharaoh Rocher.
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οΈ Jul 27 2020
What do you call Ryan Gosling in a mummy costume?
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οΈ Jun 12 2020
Whatβs a mummyβs favorite type of investment security?
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οΈ Jul 12 2020
What did the mummy cow say to the baby cow?
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οΈ Jun 21 2020
Why are women attracted to mummies?
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οΈ May 25 2020
This mummy is sore...
It needs a Cairo-practor.
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οΈ Jun 30 2020
What do you call two mummies who fart together?
They have toots'in'common
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οΈ Jan 17 2020
Why don't people care about mummies anymore?
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οΈ Apr 25 2020
I want my mummy
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οΈ Sep 01 2019
What do you call a male Mummy with a cold?
I'm not sure either. Sir Cough I guess.
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οΈ Jan 25 2019
I went to dinner with a cannibal family I know. The conversation was flowing. Their daughter suddenly piped up βMummy I donβt like Nannyβ. The mother replied...
βWell leave her on the side and just eat your vegetablesβ.
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οΈ Jan 24 2020
Why are mummies so hard for archaeologists to find?
Because theyβre all kept under wraps.
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οΈ Sep 25 2019
Why are mummys scared of vacation?
They're afraid to unwind.
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οΈ Oct 29 2019
After dad came back from his hunting trip we were eager to know what kind of meat was on our plates, so we asked him for a clue. Well, he said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes."
That's when my little sister screamed to me, "Don't eat it, it's an asshole."
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οΈ Sep 14 2019
Why didn't the mummy finish his Halloween candy?
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οΈ Dec 07 2019
What kind of music do mummy's like?
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οΈ Nov 06 2019
Why doesnβt a mummy ever take a vacation?
Heβs worried he will relax and unwind.
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οΈ Oct 14 2019
What do you call a mummy with a sore throat?
I donβt know.
Sir Cough I guess.
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οΈ Jan 30 2019
What did the baby corn say to mummy corn?
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οΈ Jun 26 2019
How does a mummy end a photoshoot?
He just says "That's a wrap!"
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οΈ Jul 25 2019
Did you hear about the Ancient Egyptian mummy they found buried with chocolate?
They identified him as Pharaoh Rocher.
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οΈ Dec 13 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mummy corn?
Whereβs pop corn?
Darkest Christmas cracker joke Iβve seen.
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οΈ Dec 24 2018
What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time?
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Nov 13 2020
What is a mummy's favourite genre of music?
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Aug 29 2020
Archaeologist digging in a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts
Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche
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οΈ Mar 08 2020
A new mummy was found in Egypt. It was covered in chocolate and nuts.
The archeologists believe he was known as Pharaoh Rocher!
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οΈ May 15 2019
What type of music do mummy's like?
ποΈ 4
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οΈ Nov 22 2019
Why are mummys scared of vacation?
They're afraid to unwind.
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οΈ Oct 25 2019
Why are mummys scared of vacation?
They're afraid to unwind.
ποΈ 11
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οΈ Oct 25 2019
What kind of music do Mummies listen to?
ποΈ 9
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οΈ Oct 30 2019
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
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οΈ Jul 13 2019
Archaeologists have uncovered a mummy in egypt covered in nuts and chocolate.
They believe it's Pharaoh Roche.
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οΈ Jan 28 2018
Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts...
They believe it is Pharaoh Rocher...
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οΈ Jul 26 2018
What kind of music do mummies like to listen to?
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οΈ Jun 12 2017
What kind of music do mummies like the most?
ποΈ 9
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οΈ Mar 13 2019
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