Three tomatoes are walking down a street: papa tomato, mama tomato, and baby tomato. The baby tomato starts lagging behind and papa tomato gets really angry, goes back and squishes him. He says...

Ketchup!

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What happens when Mama Bird and Papa Bird Cuddle in the Nest?

A swallow.

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👤︎ u/nailfunny
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A family is walking in the woods…

And there are three big rocks in a row each one bigger than the next.

The mother says, "Look it's a Papa Rock, a Mama Rock, and a Baby Rock!"

The father says, "Yeah it's the Goldirocks!"

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👤︎ u/cyng314
📅︎ Sep 19 2017
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Three tomatoes walk down the street

Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato are walking down the street. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind and Papa Tomato gets really angry. So he goes back and squishes him and goes 'catch up'

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👤︎ u/ashur305
📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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