Poppa Puns

His dad says yes.

"And you and momma? Are you both purebred polar bears?"

"Of course, son. If you're purebred, we would have to be."

"What about your parents? Were they purebred polar bears?"

"Yes, son. This is what I'm trying to tell you."

"What about mom's parents? Were they purebred polar bears?"

"Son, they have to be. Look, you're a purebred polar bear, we're all purebred polar bears, okay? Why do you keep asking if you're a purebred polar bear?!"

"Because I'm freezing!"

Have a good time honey, but you cantaloupe.

Poppa Boner

We are hanging out and I'm asking her silly questions.

I asked, "Does a horse say "meow"?" She quickly responded with a big smile... "Nay!"

I'm a proud poppa.

Herman Melville, but that whale never wrote him back.

He told me if he ever has to use a wheelchair he'll make me call him "poppa wheelie"

My friend locked his keys in his car last night. As the pop-a-lock guy showed up last night my friend apologized.

"I really am sorry to pull you away from momma lock, poppa lock"

Groans all around

Just know my daughter asked: "What's for dinner?"

I said, "Food."

She then said: "What kind of food?"

Not letting me speak, she answered herself: "I know, the type I eat."

Brings a tear to a poppa's eye