I wanted to become a fun guy.
Because all the leaves are brown.
Because it was grounded.
And that’s how baby showers are made
It's pasture bedtime!
Bi-son.
The dad suddenly sits up, sniffs the air and runs to the narrow opening.
"Somebody is baking! I smell nutmeg!"
The mother runs over and wedges herself in the remaining opening.
"Ooh! I smell vanilla and cinnamon!"
The baby poked and prodded but couldn't get past his mom and dad to smell the outside air.
"Oh man! All I smell is mole asses!"
“You’re an udder disappointment.”
I was very surprised that he responded : "Yes, because I am A Man!"
Where's Pop Corn?
Ad YourMominem!
MumFord and Sons , in theatres this December.
...so I took the batteries out of the smoke detector.
Because he was a lil chili
Warned I'd get tired then exhausted by them if I did
She has no standard deviation.
Time to go to SWEEP! Little Taffy #1 (Greyson) Dadjoking the stream 3/18/2015
She was helping our daughter with her instrument, when our oldest son walks in.
"Were you playing 'Kumbayah, my Lord'?"
"Yes, my vassal."
It took me a minute.
its pasture bed time
Where's pop corn?
"Where is pop corn"
