Some people told their dad that Dora has a visual impairment and that Boots and the viewers were her eyes. Then the father bought them Dora-themed gifts for Christmas.

And then someone commented "They must've thought you were a-Dora-ble.

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To all you fathers, Merry Christmas and...

Feliz Navi Dad Joke!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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If Father Christmas played soccer, what position would he play ?

Santa forward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I just heard that the government has made an amendment to lockdown to allow Father Christmas out...

It's called the Santa Clause

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0n0fRuss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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so for Christmas I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for music and for our founding fathers

It’s a wreath of Franklin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metalsgt90
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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My father-in-law knows how much I love puns, so he gave me this game for Christmas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alx924
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2016
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What do you say to a Hispanic father around Christmas who wears polartec and served in the military?

Fleece Navy Dad

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Son, it is time you hear the truth. Father Christmas and the Easter Bunny are not real. Mum and I bring you the gifts.

Son: I know Mum already told me. She also said that uncle Mike is the stork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acbro3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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If Santa is father of Christmas who is the mom?

A ho ho ho ho

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Damuras
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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How does Father Christmas tend to his garden?

With a hoe hoe hoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lenzar86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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What do Father Christmas's little helpers learn at school?

The elf-abet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fisteves
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Looking for a veteran to stand-in as my father for Christmas, compensation included.

For lease navy dad

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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whats father christmas' favourite drug?

coke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flickrfrog
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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What do spanish fathers say on Christmas?

Feliz naviDAD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucy360
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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Captain Nemo isn't popular with Father Christmas

He's always on the Nautilus-t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lenzar86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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What do you call a handless Father Christmas?

Can't Applause

(credit to my 6th Grade student CC)

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Father-in-law posted a picture of him and his wife holding whisks on Christmas day saying, "We whisk you a Merry Christmas!"

His wife just rolled her eyes when I mentioned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madprofessor8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2014
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Father Christmas would have been proud.

http://i.imgur.com/VtVTx3w.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flameboy42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2014
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My father made me a shelf for Christmas...

I asked him to hang it up on my wall for me. He refused to use a stud finder. He said they always go off whenever he holds them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LankyLangston
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2014
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My mother relayed this story from Christmas shopping with my father.

They get to the register, and comes the time that he's gotta use his debit card.

Clerk: You can swipe it now.

Father: Well, I thought I'd just pay for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silentxem
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2014
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My father-in-law at his finest on Christmas

MIL: G, your owl hat is so pretty. You know who else loves owls? Cousin B!

FIL: Who?

MIL: B.

FIL: Who?

Everyone: B.

FIL: Who?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MandiMcFly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2013
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