Puritans Puns

A list of puns related to "Puritans"

Churn and burn

At least that’s what the witch Puritans used to say.

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👤︎ u/bodaciousblonde124
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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How to get an A on everything:

Commit adultery in a 17th century puritan town.

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👤︎ u/tj_xraybanvision
📅︎ Jan 03 2018
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What's the word for a doggo that just gave birth?

Mother pupper

Best for kids to tell it to (puritanical) adults

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👤︎ u/princess_greybeard
📅︎ Dec 21 2016
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Regarding the Duggar family with a million kids...

Me: They may as well be puritans. Female Coworker: Aren't they Quakers? Aren't Quakers the horse people? Dad Coworker: No, they're the oats people.

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👤︎ u/oh_hey_jc
📅︎ Jan 07 2014
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