Sangria Puns

A list of puns related to "Sangria"

Never mess with your wife’s wine!

I just added fruit and lemonade to my wife’s and now she’s sangria than ever before!

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👤︎ u/the_houser
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine.

I added some fruit and orange juice—now she’s sangria than ever.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 01 2018
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Dadjokes transcend international borders

Today, whilst on holiday in Spain, I sent a photo to my dad captioned "loving life, drinking sangria by the pool".

The response: "might want to slow down and just drink it by the glass"

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👤︎ u/wtps
📅︎ May 24 2016
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My wife gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine.

So I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she's sangria than ever

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ May 12 2020
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My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine.

Recently I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she's sangria than ever.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ May 06 2020
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My girlfriend gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine.

So I added some fruit and lemonade to it, and now she sangria than ever.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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My girlfriend gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine.

So I added some fruit and lemonade to it, and now she sangria than ever.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jul 20 2019
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My wife gets mad because I keep messing with her red wine....

So I added some fruit and lemonade to it and now she sangria than ever

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👤︎ u/B-man44
📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine.

So I added some Sprite and oranges and now she’s sangria than ever.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 10 2019
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My wife always gets mad when I mess with her red wine…

So I added some Sprite and oranges to it and now she’s sangria then ever…

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jul 19 2017
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