What's DJ Khalid's favourite number?

11 cause there's another one.

Edit: sorry if you don't class it as a dad joke I thought that it's that bad it's funny

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I melted in the 103 degree Dallas heat just to document this pun - I hope it was worth it..... imgur.com/lRgYEuB
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Well then.

Watching the news when it announced that the oldest man (age 111) had just died.

Me in response to the man's age: "Jesus!"

Dad: "No, he's older. Like 2000 years older."

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Number 11 must be DJ Khaled's favorite number.

Because it has another one.

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