"Don't worry," he replies, "It's carrion."
It vanished into Finnair.
Stolen from Keep Laughing Forever
Unfortunately now we’ve got a load of confirmed cases...
Before boarding the plane, he threw some salt off the flight bridge
After they landed, he tossed some paprika
On the next leg, some nutmeg and a pinch of cumin.
The flight crew saw the combination, there was only one conclusion they could make...
He was a seasoned traveler
My lawyer said I don’t have much of a case.
... and as you can see, they were Wright
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Floor
He heard they were there to shoot a pilot
And it was performed by the child sitting behind me on Delta flight 963 from LA to Tokyo
Put me in coach.
The vulture said. "Oh this? This is my carrion luggage."
I said, “No, we will still be friends.”
"Your honor, my client is CLEARLY not a flight risk."
Even the baby was impressed.
I'm not sure why he was stairing.
Some would say it’s a receding airline...
But I’m afraid it won’t land
An unmanned aircraft.
It was an airachnid
They were Wright.
I asked her, “what are my options?”
She said, “yes or no.”
...he considered them a flight risk.
is to take flying lessons. Also know how to read carefully.
I honestly didn’t think they could hold signs.
A lot of pilots are working from home too!
“Mama, mama! Did you see that? Everyone was clapping for me!”
Imagine all the people.
It's a soar subject.
Now he flies commercial.
He's terminal ill
It was wong on so many levels
The distance it fell was record breaking.
A giant list of puns
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.
What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.
After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.
I used to be afraid of hu
... keep reading on reddit ➡“Yes. The hitch was too heavy to bring along.”
She asked, "Window or Aisle?"
After a moment, I replied, "or you'll what?"
They forgot Tupac
Is to take flying lessons. Also know how to read carefully.
Even the baby seemed impressed.
And boy are my arms legs.
