144 (number) Puns

A list of puns related to "144 (number)"

When I was a wee lad, my thoughts were focused on the number 144.

I was engrossed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Dadjoked the nurse during the ultrasound this morning

My wife is 8 weeks pregnant with our first (twins, actually). Today we had an ultrasound to check on them before my wife is officially transferred from the fertility specialist to her OB/GYN.

Nurse: Both heartbeats are a healthy 144.

Me: Gross.

Nurse: What?.... Oh. (nervous laugh)

Wife: (facepalm)

Me: (ear-to-ear grin)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terminalmage
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2014
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Fail attempt at work

We buy from wholesalers from a specific number: 144. So I said, "I'm beginning to hate the number 144, it's gross"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evohans
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2015
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